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Good morning, The Worm, your honor, the crowd will plainly show the prisoner, who now stands before you, was caught red-handed showing '''FEELINGS''', showing '''FEELINGS '''of an almost human nature, - oh, wait. Sorry guys, wrong poem/song/whatever. Here goes nothing with my bizzare tale:
Good morning, The Worm, your honor, the crowd will plainly show the prisoner, who now stands before you, was caught red-handed showing '''FEELINGS''', showing '''FEELINGS''' of an almost human nature, - oh, wait. Sorry guys, wrong poem/song/whatever. Here goes nothing with my bizarre tale:


<poem>
Once upon a time in Ponyville
Once upon a time in Ponyville

There was a mare
There was a mare

This mare's name
This mare's name

She came from the rock farm
She came from the rock farm

Her name was
Her name was

Pinkamena Diane Pie
Pinkamena Diane Pie
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It was a joy to be with her...

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It was a joy to be with her...........

While it lasted.
While it lasted.

On one Winter night
On one Winter night

Came an extremely rough snowstorm
Came an extremely rough snowstorm

We were all struck with famine
We were all struck with famine

There was no more food left
There was no more food left

There were severe cases of Hypothermia and Frostbite
There were severe cases of Hypothermia and Frostbite

The snowstorm destroyed our houses
The snowstorm destroyed our houses

Several ponies were croaking
Several ponies were croaking

The snowstorm leveled our Ponyville into a tundra - no, seriously!
The snowstorm leveled our Ponyville into a tundra - no, seriously!

But worst of all
But worst of all

She was dying
She was dying

Our mare
Our mare

Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie

We all shed a tear
We all shed a tear

For our mare was dead
For our mare was dead

Her husband came at that very moment
Her husband came at that very moment
⚫
His name being Cheese Sandwich

⚫
Sharing both their last French kiss
⚫
His name being Cheese Sanwich

⚫
Sharing both their last french kiss

Both were now cold, lifeless corpses
Both were now cold, lifeless corpses

I could feel the cold
I could feel the cold

Everypony around me was dying
Everypony around me was dying

I was now alone in this world
I was now alone in this world

Everything's fading out
Everything's fading out
⚫
It's all over for Ponyville
</poem>


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Latest revision as of 04:45, 22 February 2024

Good morning, The Worm, your honor, the crowd will plainly show the prisoner, who now stands before you, was caught red-handed showing FEELINGS, showing FEELINGS of an almost human nature, - oh, wait. Sorry guys, wrong poem/song/whatever. Here goes nothing with my bizarre tale:

Once upon a time in Ponyville
There was a mare
This mare's name
She came from the rock farm
Her name was
Pinkamena Diane Pie
It was a joy to be with her...
While it lasted.
On one Winter night
Came an extremely rough snowstorm
We were all struck with famine
There was no more food left
There were severe cases of Hypothermia and Frostbite
The snowstorm destroyed our houses
Several ponies were croaking
The snowstorm leveled our Ponyville into a tundra - no, seriously!
But worst of all
She was dying
Our mare
Pinkie Pie
We all shed a tear
For our mare was dead
Her husband came at that very moment
His name being Cheese Sandwich
Sharing both their last French kiss
Both were now cold, lifeless corpses
I could feel the cold
Everypony around me was dying
I was now alone in this world
Everything's fading out
It's all over for Ponyville

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