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I gave the defiler a grilled cheese, with MAYO, killing it. I tell this to you, because the defiler is REAL. I was the one who killed him. I warn you, beware. The Defilers master has come to demolish the world. His name, is Julesianye, he is also known in another language, COCK MUNCH. He will eat you, and then give you a blowjob, and cum in your mouth. Bewareeeeeeeeeee
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