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Well, me, by gum,
And if I
The devil comes up and gives a say:
My pink butt ears perked right up like a sunflower in a cauliflower salad.
My shit-covered panties were scrunching up into my ass cracks, so I bowed mysteriously and sat in silence.
He started
Suddenly, he go
I yucked aloud and spat out the foul smelling ball cache.
The Devil just did a big laugh and transmogrified into some sorta Beatle. I think it was Ringo, but
All the poop is broooooooooooown
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Then he disappeared back to Hell, leaving me a sticky, Devil-cummed mess.
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