The Diesel 10 Theory: Alt ending to Thomas and the Magic Railroad
As soon as me and my family got done cleaning out the house, we found some movies. Some on video, some on DVD. I pulled out some DVDs and I saw at least 10 Thomas & Friends DVDs.
Then, me and Chrissy saw a tub full of gold dust. Me and her decided, we saw Thomas and the Magic Railroad and the dust is magical, so we should try. We did. What popped up was a bootleg Director’s Cut.
We asked mom if I could pop it in, and she said “sure”. I then popped it in the DVD player…
The movie was playing a bit jittery, and was unusual, but then I saw strange things. During the chase scene, Diesel 10 decided to kill P.T Boomer by closing Pinchy so hard we saw his head fall off, as he said “say goodbye, magic sucks dick!” I thought this was an unfinished YouTube Poop, but then, I heard shrieking, a lot of it too. It was realistic, as I read in these scary stories, so I was ready.
I paused to analyze it, but I can’t. I hit play again.
Then I heard the diesel say “Let’s kill Lady!” He puffed to her and proceeded to do the grossest thing in my life. He puked poop in her mouth. I don’t know how the model team did it, but then, a distorted version of Thomas’ Anthem played, but the lyrics were:
Thomas The Tank Engine, gonna get killed
all of his friends are gonna die.
Diesels are superior…
Once in Tidmouth, he nuked the sheds and it showed a very, very scary face on Diesel 10 and the engines were getting burned so much, there was more screams. According to the news article, all of the actors were dead, so it was real torture.
The movie rolled the credits, but after them, Diesel 10 appeared slowly and did such a scary jump scare, it almost killed me. The text then said:
YOU IGNORED THE THOMAS GETS SCRAPPED MESSAGE.
YOU WILL PARISH
ALL YOU KIDS EVERYWHERE WILL DIE
AS YOU SHOULD PRAISE THE DIESELS.
WE WILL FIND YOU ALL…
when you dig in things, you may find scary things, just. like. me.
Written by jrStudios
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