The Eternal Wrath of EVIL PATRIXXX
Everyone who has been on the internet knows about the idea of lost episode creepypastas. Most of them were crummy though, and have a lot of dumb cliches such as hyper realistic blood, occultism, finding them in a pawn shop or being mailed with a warning and all of that. But this one, was vastly different. This was a lost episode of Nick's iconic cartoon series, SpongeBob SquarePants, known as The Eternal Wrath of EVIL PATRIXXX. How I discovered this peculiar title was on a paranormal board on 4chan. I typically pretended to put on my detective cap and acted as a paranormal investigator for people who claim they found creepy things. Most of them were bullcrap, with photoshopped images and edited videos and whatnot. But one day, I was contacted by a mother who was using the board who was not who I thought they were to say the least. She said she found a SpongeBob DVD that terrified her children. She sent me a private link to download the video. I thought it was going to be another gross out image, so I covered my eyes as I clicked on the link, and odd enough, I found the actual DVD. The cover for The Eternal Wrath of EVIL PATRIXXX was unsophisticated. It was just a picture of a creepy frickin' hyper realistic Patrick Star in a hellish background with the words in a dark bloody font. I burst out laughing, and was hesitant to believe in it but I had to check it out. And simple like that, the video came in as an MP4. I knew it was some big lie, as mothers would never usually go on a paranormal 4chan forum, nor know how to convert a DVD to an MP4. The first thing that came up in the video was a typical lost episode title card, of having a black background with bloody font and depressing music. I knew I was in for a chuckle so I grabbed some puffcorn and began to watch. It started out normal, with SpongeBob walking outside of his signature pineapple house to see Patrick. He knocked on the door of Patrick's rock home, only the inside of the house knocked back softly. SpongeBob, curious to why Patrick hasn't come out of his house, knocks again, but the knocking still continues. He then decides to enter Patrick's house, only to find the knocking was Patrick himself, but as a weird creepy hyper realistic version that made me laugh the first time. Which of course, was EVIL PATRIXXX. And then, he stared me down with the music from the one eerie Adult Swim bumper "The Dawn is Your Enemy. I thought this was funny at first, thinking the rest of the video was just gonna be this weird image for the whole time. And then I realized the MP4 was two hours long. I didn't want to skip anything in case there was some easter egg or something. I was already getting uncomfortable 5 minutes in, I figured I'd pause the video and grab some water. After a good twenty minutes, I got really uncomfortable, and felt like turning it off. But the exit key did not work, neither did restarting the computer, neither did unplugging the entire pc! I tried powering off the monitor, but that did not work! I saw EVIL PATRIXXX's horrible face EVERYWHERE in my house! The pictures, the tv, even the screen on the microwave! I ran outside of my apartment, and saw EVIL PATRIXXX was following me, and that dreadful music was the only thing I heard along with his maniacal laughter. I couldn't even hear the truck that caused brought me to the hospital. My nearly unconscious body heard his voice. "I will be there at your death". I was sent to the local insane asylum, and I was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia. That was 65 years ago. I am now on my bed in my padded cell. I still have nightmares and delusions about what happened, and throughout the asylum he is there no matter what medication or therapy they give me. He is outside my door, and I spoke to him ever since I was sent here. EVIL PATRIXXX just stands there, watching me suffer in my absolute husk of a body, as I still hear "The Dawn is Your Enemy", and his sadistic speeches of pure evil and malice. And now, reader, I am already dead. I had suffered the eternal wrath of EVIL PATRIXXX, and as I conclude this story, I must let you know, EVIL PATRIXXX is coming for us all.
Written by LiamDaMan
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