The Exploder

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The following event takes place from Thursday 24 April, 2008 to Tuesday 29 April, 2008

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My name is Andrew McRing, oldest of the four McRing brothers. I am 19 years old and an orphan, my parents supposedly died off something called, "The Exploder"

I researched but nothing came up in the books, so I shrugged it off, they died when I was 11. And somehow, before my last brother was born???...

I live in New York with my girlfriend, Tasha, who I proposed to! Awww...

Anyway, here is my story...Read at your own risk...

The Story

I was sleeping in my apartment, Room 30, sorry, you need to know.

It was a stormy night, lightning struck while thunder roared. My girlfriend turned in bed,

"Zzzz..." everyone snored, no-one was awake.

Except me...

I heard a crash, my girlfriend still slept, and let off a huge sleepy grunt.

"What was that?!" I yelled, I ran to the window, I saw a nothing but a small rat which sniffed my door, "Pesky rats!"

I went back to sleep, and then my alarm clock rang even though it was only 1:00 am and meant to ring at 7:30 am.

RING-A-DING-A-RING!

I woke up immediately and heard another crash, I jumped towards the window at an instant daring to see the noise, but I only saw that same rat sniffing the door, except closer...

I fell back to sleep and awoke the day next.

I shrugged it all off, "Scary night last night..."

"How?" My girlfriend said lazily as she poured her cereal in the bowl, "What happened?"

I told her about the rat, crash and waking up,

She stroked my hair, "Go to a mental hospital! It's nothing!" she smiled,

I smiled.

That night I fell to sleep again, I had a normal dream about cookies and water slides.

Remember my room number? Room 30...

The alarm clock was ticking...

00:28

00:29

00:30

The dream instantly faded and turned into a nightmare, I heard a crash, I awoke and saw the rat sniffing the door out of the window again. What the heck?

So the next day I told Tasha again,

"Can you stop, you're scaring me!" she said angrily, "It's nothing!"

It was Saturday 26 April, 2008. And that night I stayed awake the whole night.

I listened for the noise, the clock struck 00:30

So I jumped towards the window and stared out of it, I heard the crash, but only saw the rat sniffing the door again, except more closer than ever!

"Can! You! Just! STOP!" Tasha screamed, I was sure the neighbour above jumped out of bed with her loudness.

"Hey! Sorry!" I panted,

"It's a STUPID rat!" she shouted, "It's nothing! Just get your mind off it!"

That night again I heard the crash at 00:30, so I dragged myself to the window, expecting a rat sniffing a door.

But no...

The door was open and large muddy footprints led inside.

I sprinted down the elevator in my dressing gown, until I reached the lobby. The muddy footprints led into the restaurant, where a single rat stood on a table.

I turned around, wanting help, and then glanced back at the mouse.

It wasn't a rat anymore though, it was a fully grown man, taller than me, as black as black could be, and it's claws were as sharp as knifes.

It twisted its hands like it was doing a magic curse, and the chairs exploded.

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!" I yelled to the...thing, it didn't have a mouth, but it certainly could talk.

"I am the Exploder," it said in a deep, electronic voice,

It twisted its hands again and I exploded, I blacked out.

Awakening in an iron room, I started crying...

MENTAL HOSPITAL INTERVIEW - ANDREW MCRING

Professor: So why are you here?

McRing: The Exploder exploded me

Professor: What is the Exploder? Mr. McRing?

McRing: It's a tall black man disguised as a rat, it explodes things by twisting its hands. I blacked out once it exploded...me

Professor: Do you think this animal exists? Or is it just meddling with your mind?

McRing: ITS REAL! I SAW IT!

Professor: Ok Mr. McRing, [writes on paper]. What exactly did you do to fight this beast?

McRing: YOU CAN'T FIGHT IT! IT'S INVULNERABLE!

Professor: Please don't shout in the premisis here Mr. McRing

McRing: IT'S GOING TO STALK YOU! IF YOU TALK ABOUT IT! DON'T ASK ME FOR HELP WHEN YOU HEAR A CRASH AT HALF PAST MIDNIGHT EVERY NIGHT! YOU LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW AND YOU JUST SEE A [censored] RAT SNIFFING YOUR [censored] DOOR! AND THEN AFTER 3 NIGHTS OR SOMETHING IT JUST [censored] BREAKS IN YOUR HOUSE!

Professor: Show me a picture or evidence of this animal's existence please.

McRing: THERE IS NONE! NOW LET ME OUT! IT'S STILL REAL! AND IT IS! LET ME [censored] OUT OF THIS [censored]HOLE PLACE! YOU MOTHER-[guard grab hold of him as Andrew draws knife]

[professor runs]

McRing: LET ME OUT OF THIS-



Credited to Castlemore
Originally uploaded on March 3, 2012

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