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⚫ | One time, I entered a fine Italian dining establishment to procure and consume the finest spaghetti. After placing my order with the fine young adult member of the waitstaff, I waited the precise forty-five minutes required to properly create the dish of spaghetti. When the spaghetti was delivered to my four-legged eating surface, otherwise known as a table, I was shocked to see that the spaghetti was not topped with tomato sauce, it was topped with cream sauce, quite contrary to what I had desired to consume this evening. After telling the fine young adult member of the waitstaff about their grandiose error, I waited another period of forty-five minutes to obtain the properly prepared coagulated extruded wheat based product, also known as spaghetti. The coagulated extruded wheat based product arrived, and this time it contained hyper-realistic blood. I came to the conclusion that the fine young adult member of the waitstaff was a vampire, as his sharp, white canines protruded into my neck, puncturing the integument surrounding the blood vessels and muscles of my neck. I promptly perished. Shortly after, a humanoid skeletal system appeared. |
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Latest revision as of 11:53, 12 July 2023
One time, I entered a fine Italian dining establishment to procure and consume the finest spaghetti. After placing my order with the fine young adult member of the waitstaff, I waited the precise forty-five minutes required to properly create the dish of spaghetti. When the spaghetti was delivered to my four-legged eating surface, otherwise known as a table, I was shocked to see that the spaghetti was not topped with tomato sauce, it was topped with cream sauce, quite contrary to what I had desired to consume this evening. After telling the fine young adult member of the waitstaff about their grandiose error, I waited another period of forty-five minutes to obtain the properly prepared coagulated extruded wheat based product, also known as spaghetti. The coagulated extruded wheat based product arrived, and this time it contained hyper-realistic blood. I came to the conclusion that the fine young adult member of the waitstaff was a vampire, as his sharp, white canines protruded into my neck, puncturing the integument surrounding the blood vessels and muscles of my neck. I promptly perished. Shortly after, a humanoid skeletal system appeared.
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