The Ghost of Timothy
Author's note: I wrote this absurdist story a while ago out of boredom. I still get a chuckle at the idea of a 38-year-old man not only living with his parents, but still going to school.
Timothy was a young 38-year-old man, and a very cheerful one, even though everybody hated him. His parents abused him, though.
They made him watch many horror movies and they beat him when he simply replied that he didn't want to. Every time he does watch one, he hides under the covers, and his parents paddle him for that. He would talk to his stuffed animals and pretend they were comforting him.
Then he would sob in a dark corner for about two hours. His parents tried to kill him at all costs. At school one day, as usual many boys would gang up on him.
This time they jumped him and ran, this was the last time anybody saw Timothy... Timothy sobbed in the bathroom and surprisingly the custodian didn't care. when he finally got up, it was 9pm and Timothy walked calmly out of the school.
"OH PRINCIPAL STARKY, WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR BABY, WE LOVED HIM SO MUCH!"
Timothy's parents begged the school principal. He told them that he thought Timothy was home with the stomach flu. Soon a detective agency was on the case of Timothy's disappearance. Their first clue was a trail of hair leading into the nearby forest, indicating that Timothy, itched, scratched himself, and some of his hair fell out.
The detective agency found Timothy, deep in the forest, where he usually played, it was Timothy's enchanted neighborhood... but not today. Timothy was found in only a pair of tighty whities, hanging in a tree by his intestines, which where coming out of his butt.
His eyes were poked out a he had a blood stained face. There was brain guts all over his body and his head was barely attached to his body. The Six detectives shot themselves on the spot, as blood came gushing out of their heads.
Remembering that some cameras were put in the forest, they played back the videotape to the FBI and Timothy's parents.. At first they saw Timothy wander on the camera at 10.34.58. He notices the camera and waves at it, as if he's about to put on a show.
First timothy strips down to his underwear. Next, he shoots himself in the head. For minutes, blood comes gushing out of Timothy's head and, although the camera is silent it looks like he is screaming bloody Mary.
After minutes of motion lying, a ghost is captured on camera. It is Timothy's ghost! The ghost grabs Timothy's blood and smothers him in it. Next, the ghost brutally pulls out Timothy's intestines and pulls up Timothy by them. The ghost ties Timothy to a tree and wraps Timothy's intestines around the tree.
The ghost throws a rock at Timothy's head, causing his eyes the fall out and crack his neck. The ghost then shows his hand to the camera, meant to make viewers suicidal.
Timothy's parents both commit suicide by banging their heads into the electrical screens. Blood quickly comes gushing out and skin is also ripped off by the glass.
REST IN HELL.
Credited to Goobytime
Originally uploaded on August 18, 2012
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