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== Part the one == |
== Part the one == |
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Once upon my McDonald’s order, they forgot my order of a coffee and gave me a fruit juice packet. Why a packet? I knew they were up to something, something bad. I came back to talk about my order and they told me to shut up and leave. I asked for the manager and he said to shut up and leave. |
Once upon my McDonald’s order, they forgot my order of a coffee and gave me a fruit juice packet. Why a packet? I knew they were up to something, something bad. I came back to talk about my order and they told me to shut up and leave. I asked for the manager and he said to shut up and leave. |
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That is a big sad. |
That is a big sad. |
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Very sad |
Very sad |
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I went to a different McDonald’s drive thru, they also did these heinous, food-involving crimes. |
I went to a different McDonald’s drive thru, they also did these heinous, food-involving crimes. |
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I will not stand for it! |
I will not stand for it! |
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It is only good to take money for true satisfaction, not because you want it! |
It is only good to take money for true satisfaction, not because you want it! |
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In delirium, I went back home, coffeeless. I needed a drink of coffee as I was about to plunge into bad dreams of bad McDonald. |
In delirium, I went back home, coffeeless. I needed a drink of coffee as I was about to plunge into bad dreams of bad McDonald. |
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== Part the second == |
== Part the second == |
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A figure floats past my face with a cup. Wow, a hot coffee! I drink and feel awakened like yeet. |
A figure floats past my face with a cup. Wow, a hot coffee! I drink and feel awakened like yeet. |
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There was a message on the back of the cup, however. It spoke about the fruit juice problem and said of how I should have more B6 and less caffeine. |
There was a message on the back of the cup, however. It spoke about the fruit juice problem and said of how I should have more B6 and less caffeine. |
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That was McDonald’s reason? Now I know of the order mix up and my lawsuit dreams are squandered. |
That was McDonald’s reason? Now I know of the order mix up and my lawsuit dreams are squandered. |
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The end sent a sinister sentence.... ‘You are too bad, PATRIXX come for U!!!’ |
The end sent a sinister sentence.... ‘You are too bad, PATRIXX come for U!!!’ |
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On cue, the EVIL PATRIXX sent the worst nights. Nights where visions of skeletons popping out defeat my wishes to sleep. |
On cue, the EVIL PATRIXX sent the worst nights. Nights where visions of skeletons popping out defeat my wishes to sleep. |
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When I went a week of fatigue, PATRIXX saw the boredom with toying with me and sent a real skeleton to pop out. |
When I went a week of fatigue, PATRIXX saw the boredom with toying with me and sent a real skeleton to pop out. |
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of me that is. |
of me that is. |
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