The Grease Oil Stain

Once, long ago, the mighty grease oil stain, and his best buddy, fucknose, were on this hype ass adventure through the haunted valley,

grease oil stain says "im getting my priorities straight tomorrow, if a bitch can even survive, look' we for real down this motha' fucka', i dont even know what the hell im doing here! i mean, sheeeiiiiiit!"

"well, why dont we just go back?" fucknose replies.

"look, fucknose, you got me through this halfway already, if you kill me, fucking ends of earth will eat your ass as a weird way of karma, bitch, am i clear?!?"

"... yeah..."

Now, grease oil stain and fucknose carry along the valley of hidden danger!

oh wow, who could have ever guessed, fucknose gets touched by a giant bear, and it appears to be.... you guessed it.. BLACK!

"oh crap, let me take a picture, than run away!" grease oil stain says.

fucknose says:

"AHHHHHHHH, HELP!! CALL NINE one..." *groaning* "AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

grease oil stain survives this valley, and he then dies 3 years later from herpes, The End!

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