The Great Gazoo in the Park

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Old copypasta from 2008


HI, I'M THE GREAT GAZOO. AS I AIMLESSLY AMBLED THROUGH THE PARK THIS DAY I SAW IN THE THE BUSHES A COUPLE FRANTICALLY FUCKING FANTASTICALLY. IMMEDIATELY I FELT MY MARVELOUSLY MAGNIFICENT MASSIVE MEATY MAN HAMMER TERRIFICALLY TEAR MY PANTS INTO TINY SCRAPS. AS MY INCREDIBLY IMMENSE IMMACULATE COCK SPRANG FORTH. IT SPRUNG INTO THE JAW OF THE MAN KNOCKING HIM LEAGUES AWAY. THE WOMAN LOOKED UP AT MY TERRIFIC TITANIC TOOL IN AWE AND BEAUTY AND IMMEDIATELY LOST CONTROL OF HER QUIVERING QUIM. I WAITED FOR HER TO SAY YES AND WHEN SHE DID I IMMEDIATELY CONSENSUALLY IMPALED HER FORM UPON MY WEAPON OF MASS ORGASM LEAVING HER WITHOUT BREATH OR THOUGHT. I POUNDED HER TIGHT TUBE UNTIL I RELEASED MY TORRENTIAL TESTICULAR TSUNAMI SENDING HER FLYING AS HAD HER MAN. MY ENGORGED ENRAGED MAN HAMMER CONTINUED TO SPRAY ACROSS THE PARK FOR HOURS AFTERWARDS. 9 MONTHS LATER 46 WOMEN WHO WERE IN THAT PARK THAT DAY ALL HAD CHILDREN. I GUARANTEE IT.

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