The Haunted Dead Ghost Who Couldn't Say Boo

I went into an old rickety mansion on the wrong side of the tracks at the end of town. Right when I walked in a skeleton did a flying elbow drop on my face from the indoor balcony and Frankenstein locked the door and yelled "AAARRRUUUGGG." I had goose pimples all over my whole body except for my nipples.

After that I knew I had to keep searching if I was ever going to find Curly's gold. So, I went upstairs to the bedroom and omg my gosh guess what popped out of the closet???!?

It was a hugely scary-time ghost.

But, after a few seconds or maybe less or longer I had an epiphany. This ghost could not say "boo" and every schoolkid knows that's most spookiest word of them all.

So anyways, I just left and then me and Bert went to Big Lots.

TL;DR: If you can't even say "boo" then why are you even a ghost bro?

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Credited to Jujiboo 

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