The Hindsight of BEN

One day I was walking on the sidewalk passed a park. The park was under reconstruction, but I really wanted to see what they were doing, and there were no workers around. Sooo, I snuck under the yellow tape and started looking around. ALL OF A SUDDEN a hard hat comes outta NOWHERE and yells at me to get lost.

I run back to the sidewalk, but I feel like I'm being watched. I look around and see a statue staring at me. It looked like Link from Legend of Zelda, but it had a really funny lookin face with little teeth and squinty eyes. Then ALL OF A SUDDEN it teleports in front of me and says...

"You shouldn't have done that."

I went home, totally weirded out.

Then another day I totes wanted to find some awesome anime, but the site I went to gave me like 400,000 viruses! Then I turn around and see that fucking statue again! It says...

"You shouldn't have done that."

Then it goes away. I was way weirded out now.

Last week I turned my university homework in late and got half credit. ALL OF A SUDDEN, right in the classroom, the statue appears and says...

"You shouldn't have done that."

And all the other students were all like "..."

So another day I broke up with my boyfriend and then he burned down my house. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN the statue appears and says...

"You shouldn't have done that."

Well, at least that takes care of my computer viruses...

The other day I was skipping like a doofus and tripped on a rock. The statue pops up and says...

"You shouldn't have done that."

Then goes away! Hello! Scraped knees over here! Need a bandage!

And this morning I stuck a firecracker in my cereal and it blew up and I got grounded, and in my room the statue stands there and says...

"You shouldn't have done that."

AND I'M ALL LIKE "dude! Enough with the fucking hindsight! Maybe you should WARN ME BEFOREHAND what I shouldn't do!" And then then the statue says...

"You shouldn't have done that."

"DONE WHAT?!?" I said, and then the statue says...

"..."

And I'm all like "GODAFOCKAWAY!" And the statue says...

"... okay."

And then he disappears. Yeeeeeeeeey.

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