The Holder of Bitches
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In any City, in any Country, find the nearest Strip Club you can get yourself into.
Approach the bar and ask to see "The Holder Of Bitches."
The Bartender will usually laugh sarcastically and flip you off.
Ignore that and follow the next step.
Once inside, you will see a group of women dancing. Carefully approach the woman with blonde hair that shines through the night. Whilst approaching her, notice her facial expression.
If her face is that of anger, run. Run as FAST as you can, and don't stop. Or suffer a fate worse than death.
However, if you approach her and she gives a slight smile, pull out your wallet, and take out ONE $5 bill.
Yes, the exact amount of money is essential.
Or else.. Stuff..
Any how, once you have the bill in your hand, slowly, delicately insert it into the Woman's G-String.
But be sure to pick it up and put it back in if it falls out while she dances.
And what ever you do, do NOT stay to watch the dance, doing so will drive you insane.
Many claw at their throats until they bleed out within that very room.
Exit the building casually.
Don't draw any attention to yourself.
Out side of the bulding, in your car, you should find an old, dirty G-String in your glove compartment.
(Oh, yeah. Owning a car is sort of a prerequisite.)
This G-String is object #377 of 538.
You must never let them come together.
Credited to 55555online
Also, credit to Joey Reid. You made me shit myself of laughter.
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