The Horrors of Constipation

The horrors of constipation.

Once upon a time, I was born. My mother gave me the gift of life, and I was created. I grew up in my home in Generictownthatisn'treal USA. We were gifted with a wonderful pet, our mentally disabled dog, Fidoooooo.

One time I was cleaning up my room in which my mother had given to me. I was singing the beauitful tune of "Baby" by Justin Bieber. I then felt a squeeze, and was somewhat about to queeze. I ran into my bathroom in which the sensation was getting stronger. In my toilet, I found a VCH tape that said "Patrixx sex tape" and immediately was intruiged. I lifted it from the toilet and set it out to dry so I could witness the wonderful video later that day. However, I had a problem...

From inside of me was the meal which I had indulged in earlier that evening. I realised that I had to dispose of the waste. I quickly sat down on the toilet but then my head started spinning.... I WAS CONSTIPATED.... The toilet became hyper-realistic and my wall also became hyper-realistic. On the floor infront of me was blood that spelled out "666 Patrixx is alive" and I was lost within the bowels of constipation.

I looked inside of the shower and Patrixx popped out of the drain. He killed me and then a skeleton pooped out.

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