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Revision as of 05:49, 6 April 2024
The ██████ █████ is a rather lanky humanoid creature that lives in the forests of Irving, Texas, often on the fringes of suburban areas. ███ has pale skin, and tends to walk and run on all fours at abnormal speeds, often ambushing her prey by night or breaking into █████ houses and ████████ █████ ███████ ██ █████ █████.
When ███ stands on two legs, she can reach heights of almost 7 feet. ███ uses this height as a defense mechanism, █████ ███ ████ ████████ ██ ██████████ ███ ███████.
███ can be driven away via blunt force, head trauma, gunfire, or other forms of lethal force. To protect you and your family, make sure you have a weapon at standby somewhere in the house, and █████ ████ ████ █████ ██ ███████ at night.
Credited to Funeral Foliage
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