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Obbly: jeff screws a balloon
Obbly: jeff screws a balloon
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:HenrytheElite96: what if the balloon pops

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:Brick: then he gets another balloon, and repeats the process.
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*HenrytheElite96: what if the balloon pops
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:HenrytheElite96: *facepalm* What if he runs out of balloons?
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*Brick: then he gets another balloon, and repeats the process.
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:Brick: then he moves onto goats.
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*HenrytheElite96: *facepalm what if he runs out of balloons
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:Sharukai: Jeff the Chuchacabra?
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*Brick: then he moves onto goats.
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*Sharukai: Jeff the Chuchacabra?
Jeff's Hyper-Realistic Anus
Jeff's Hyper-Realistic Anus


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Jeff grows a third eye and fires lazer beams from it, because why not?
Jeff grows a third eye and fires lazer beams from it, because why not?




Jeff The Killer Breaks His Hand. Then falls down a well after stubbing his toe.
Jeff The Killer Breaks His Hand. Then falls down a well after stubbing his toe.
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Jeff Gets The Hiccups. GO TO *hic* *hic* *hic*
Jeff Gets The Hiccups. GO TO *hic* *hic* *hic*


Jeff Posts An Unfinished Page And Makes Excuses For Why He Didn't Make The Whole Thing Beforehand\
Jeff Posts An Unfinished Page And Makes Excuses For Why He Didn't Make The Whole Thing Beforehand


Jeff The Killer and the Filler Of Big
Jeff The Killer and the Filler Of Big
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Brick: Jeff Is Really Hungry.
Brick: Jeff Is Really Hungry.
*Business Cat: And by Jeff, she means me.
:Business Cat: And by Jeff, she means me.
*I guess i'm Jeff too .-. Jeff is now a verb, live with it.
:I guess i'm Jeff too .-. Jeff is now a verb, live with it.
*Doctorghoti: Everyone is Jeff: the plot twist no one wanted.
:Doctorghoti: Everyone is Jeff: the plot twist no one wanted.
*Brick: God bless us, every Jeff.
:Brick: God bless us, every Jeff.
*Doctorghoti: I Jeffed the Jeffing Jeff with my Jeff.
:Doctorghoti: I Jeffed the Jeffing Jeff with my Jeff.
Jeff Is Distracted By A Giant Sandwich
Jeff Is Distracted By A Giant Sandwich


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Jeff accidentally swallows a watermelon seed and gets pregnant with a Jeff-Melon.
Jeff accidentally swallows a watermelon seed and gets pregnant with a Jeff-Melon.
*Brick: Jeff-Melons are like regular melons, only they stab you.
:Brick: Jeff-Melons are like regular melons, only they stab you.
*Shini: Well, if they were emo Jeff-Melons, they'd cut themselves.
:Shini: Well, if they were emo Jeff-Melons, they'd cut themselves.

Jeff Accidentally Picks Up A Giant Spoon Instead Of His Knife
Jeff Accidentally Picks Up A Giant Spoon Instead Of His Knife


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Steampunk Jeff
Steampunk Jeff
*Steampunk Jeff has a steam-powered knife.-MooseJuice
:Steampunk Jeff has a steam-powered knife.-MooseJuice
Jeff Bakes Bread
Jeff Bakes Bread


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Jeff Gets His Spine Ripped Out Of His Ass.
Jeff Gets His Spine Ripped Out Of His Ass.
*FATALITY!
:FATALITY!
Jeff Coats Himself In Sweet & Sour Sauce
Jeff Coats Himself In Sweet & Sour Sauce


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