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WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS A SERIES OF JOURNAL ENTRIES FROM THE FUTURE. IT IS ADVISED YOU DO NOT READ THIS PASTA FOR THE SAFETY OF YOUSELF AND OTHERS, AS POSSESSION OF KNOWLEDGE OF THE FUTURE CAN AND WILL RESULT IN A TIME PARADOX. SO PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF EVIL PATRIXXX, DO NOT READ THIS. -THE NSA▼
▲WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS A SERIES OF JOURNAL ENTRIES FROM THE FUTURE. IT IS ADVISED YOU DO NOT READ THIS PASTA FOR THE SAFETY OF YOUSELF AND OTHERS, AS POSSESSION OF KNOWLEDGE OF THE FUTURE CAN AND WILL RESULT IN A TIME PARADOX. SO PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF EVIL PATRIXXX, DO NOT READ THIS. {{--}} THE NSA
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==December 19, 2016==
Dear Diary,
I just watched NCIS: Los Angeles. I was watching my favorite episode, Legend (Part 1), when
==December 25, 2016==▼
▲December 25, 2016
Dear Diary,
I'm a
==January 9, 2017==▼
▲January 9, 2017
Dear Diary,
I just found my
==January 19, 2017==▼
▲January 19, 2017
Dear Diary,
Hillary is getting inaugurated tomorrow. I'm thoroughly pissed, mainly because I voted for Ted Cruz. But, that's aside the point. The point is that I went back to the corpse today. I had to man up first. So I ate a fuckton of protein powder for 24
==March, 1, 2017==▼
▲March, 1, 2017
Dear Diary,
Sorry for the hiatus. Shit has gotten real when I was gone. The day I found LL Cool J's corpse, I was
==October 6, 1985==▼
▲October 6, 1985
Dear Diary,
[Verse 1]
My radio, believe me, I like it loud
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But I know I can't live without my radio
[Verse 2]
Suckas on my jock when I walk down the block
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And I know I can't live without my radio
[Verse 3]
Don't touch that dial, I'll be upset
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And I know I can't live without my radio
[Verse 4]
Your energy level starts to increase
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Cut Creator, rock the beat with your hands
That's right, so don't try to front the move
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But I know I can't live without my radio
Farmers Boulevard, yeah, you know that's where me and E hang out, cool
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out, you know what I'm sayin'? That's where the crib's at.
==October 6, 1985==▼
▲October 6, 1985
Dear Diary,
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I am LL Cool J.
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