The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Death

Does anyone remember the Wii Version of the Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess? I remember it fondly, as it was my first ever Zelda game. The motion controls were great and made the story more immersive. In any case, I have a story that I think everyone here will enjoy.

It was a bright, sunny day when I searched E(vil)Bay for used Wii games, when I found a copy of Twilight Princess that was being sold for FREEEEEEEEEEEE! I bought it and a creepy old man's face came out my computer screen and said "thank you for your purchase... now die!" I thought it was weird, but I assumed it was just a glitch with my computer. In any case, the disk immediately came to my door and I was excited to play it.

When I turned on the cartridge and put the Wii in the disk tray, the game started. The title screen was missing Eldin Bridge and Link was there on Epona, but with hyper-realistic blood eyes. I was very spooked but remembered I was in a creepypasta, so I assumed it was just a glitched and kept playing.

After I selected a new file, Link came on to the screen and he had hyper-realistic blood-eye, and he kept stabbing Ilia and Colin until they were dead from dying today. I SCREAMED HYPERREALISTICALLY AS I WAS SCARED I WOULD DIE, THEN LINK SAID: YOU'RE NEXT!!!!!

IF YOU READ THIS STORY, LINK WILL COME TO YOU AND HYPERREALISTICALLY KILL YOU UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD TODAY!!!!!

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