The Long, Hard Journey

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We’ll need to catch the Schlong Train from Penis Valley to Cock Rock which is situated just north of Bigdick Docks and hop aboard the S.S. Phallus and set sail on the Wangprick Sea and stop for supplies at Toolmember Isles and then depart in the morning for Johnsonberg and along the way we might bump into the infamous pirate ship of Captain Knob Dongplonker but we’ll survive with minimal casualties and press onward only stopping to rest at Peckerpizzle Shores and then docking at Weenietadger Village in the nation of Willychodeia just a few miles east of Winkyshaft City and once we get there the roads to Johnsonberg will be treacherous and perilous first we’ll ford the River Peterrod then climb the Peemeat Mountains and finally cross the Chorizodong Desert and arrive at our destination of Johnsonberg to deliver our Packages only to do it all over again.


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