The Lust of Gaben: Difference between revisions

The time is nye. The great god Gaben has walked onto the stage. There is no doubt. This is it. It’s time for episode 3. Gabe raises his index finger. Eyes widen. Then his middle finger. Jaws drop. And finally, the moment this planet has been riding on has arrived. Gabe lowers his index finger and gives the crowd the bird. And with a puff of his kush, his sweet Gaben kush, he vanished while shouting "#420blazeit."

Our lord and savior anthro pony Gaben slowly descended from the heavens onto one of Ponyville’s many roofs. On another nearby roof, Miku appears with a kawaii puff of smoke. Pony Gaben's jaw drops and his pants drop too. His rager gets harder and hotter the longer he stares at her hologram boobis (yes boobis). At that moment pony Gabe knew, I gotta tap that shit.

He must take care of his rager. He flies, penis in maximum ogredrive, screaming "Want the vajayjay, need the vajayjay." as he glides with an eagle screech, searching for his prey. Pony Gaben flapped his mighty flab as he scouted for an organism to lay his seed in. The hornmaster pony Gabe spotted a fine rainbow cumdumpster fo’ the sexin’. He realised his prey was asleep and knew he could get away with the diggity doo.

He charged with his meat lance leading the strike. With the force of a thousand young sun’s, he slammed his jam into the ma’am with a bam, forcing his seed into her plowed plot. But that didn’t cut it, he needed more. Pony Gaben added a fist to the pony poon. Even though he just came, he was up and ready again. She pleaded for him to stop, but that only got him harder as pony Gaben delights in the cries of his victims. Pony Gabe sped up, ready to share his love with a new species. He eagle screeched again to mark his release and let his juices flow out of his peen.  The sexmeister pony Gabe’s hair began to stand on end and as his ki level rose he ascended to SSJ4. His final load had the force of the fans for Half Life episode 3, incinerating her upon secretion. Pony Gaben then took flight to find his next victim.

Pony Gaben broke his bindings and thrust himself upon the pink pone. Then he put his roll of dough straight into her vagoven. He could feel her baking his "goods." Pinky was surprised at this but the surprise went away as she could feel his bebby maker inside of her oven and she was lovin’ every moment of it. Pony Gaben let out a primal roar and sped up the thrustin’ continuing his assault on candy keep. Pinkie screamed for him to fill up her "party hole" and so he did. Pony Gaben came so hard that it caused a sanic rainboom tearing Pinkie apart by the brutal onslaught of cum.

Meanwhile in Canterlot, Celestia had felt the death of the ponies and knew something must be done. She’d taken special notice of the penile perpetrator. A god beloved by all other beings. A god named Gaben.