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Revision as of 08:53, 28 February 2021
Did you ever take a turtle apart
To see what makes it tick.
Did you ever kill a small child
By beating it with a stick.
Do you like to step on the ants you see
As you walk along the road.
Did you ever tear the wings off a butterfly
And feed it to a toad.
Do you ever do mean and cruel things
Then stand there and snidely laugh.
Like catching a great big snake
And cutting him in half.
Or setting fire to a cat that
You dipped in kerosene.
If you have done all these things
You are still not really mean.
Compared to the man who
Murdered Santa Claus.
Credited to Mmpratt99 deviantart