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Revision as of 08:53, 28 February 2021

File:Santa skeleton.png
The santa skeleton.

Did you ever take a turtle apart

To see what makes it tick.

Did you ever kill a small child

By beating it with a stick.

Do you like to step on the ants you see

As you walk along the road.

Did you ever tear the wings off a butterfly

And feed it to a toad.

Do you ever do mean and cruel things

Then stand there and snidely laugh.

Like catching a great big snake

And cutting him in half.

Or setting fire to a cat that

You dipped in kerosene.

If you have done all these things

You are still not really mean.

Compared to the man who

Murdered Santa Claus.


File:"The man who murdered Santa Clause" creepypasta



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