The Mine Song Ritual

Have you ever wanted something so badly you'd risk your life for it? Well, if that's the case you're in for a treat.

But with every treat comes at a cost. First, to do this ritual you will need a gift from someone, but this gift has to be a given gift. Second, you will need to make a fire around a gravestone saying "REST IN PEACE STINGY". Once you have done those things you will need to chant these words:

This mailbox is mine
And this triagonal sign
That blue balloon, the month of June.
They're mine mine mine mine mine.
Ziggy's sweets are mine
That birdie's tweets are mine
The city street, both of your feet
They're all emphatically mine.
It all belongs to me
Everything that I see North, South, East and West
I caress it, 'cause I possess it I'm Stingy, and it's mine.
And this instrumental break is also mine.
The floor and ceiling are mine
All your feelings are mine
You always knew it
That's all there is to it
It's mine mine mine mine mine.
That's what I said, it's mine.

You will then sense someone walking towards you, but whatever you do, DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU.

If you do happen to look behind you, Stingy will detect you and attack you.

You'll want to have your present beside you or behind you. He will then pick up the present and whisper into your ear "It's mine.". Don't be afraid, though. He will only try to harm you if you turn around. When he starts to walk away, run. He won't chase you, it's what he wants you to do. You should run home and go to sleep.

At night, you might see a yellow car out of the corner of your eye. This is Stingy driving away. Do not attempt to stop him, or the ritual will fail.

If all is done correctly, you will own everything you want. But if you did the slightest thing wrong, well...

You're his.

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