The Muder Game
Joe was your average joe until he played the murder game. The Murder Game was actually pokemon 4 for the nintendo 1ds except all of the npcs (non player characters) were murdered by a pokemon! Joe went to gamestoop looking for the new pokemon game, Pokemon X and Ruby for the PS2, but for some reason the store was completely sold out! Joe went up to the casheir and asked "Bro where is dat new pokeman game?" But the casheir (Tom was his name) said that he never heard of the game, and that the real real new game was Pokemon 4 for the 1DS. Joe said ok and bought the game for 78 dollars.
When Jim got back home he was confused as to why he never heard of Pokemon 4, he thought Nintendo doesn't number pokemon games but apparently they do now maybe it's like Mario Kart or Windows who the fuck cares anyway. So Jim put Pokemon 4 into his brand new Nintendo Wii U, but something was strange the title screen, instead of saying Pokemon 4, it said "The Murdering Game". Jim was confused so he went on Google on his PC to see what the hell this all meant.
Jill typed into the Bing search engine "Pokemon 4 Muder Game" and she was suprised with what came up! She saw a buzzfeed article about the top 10 pokemon who go to the bathroom, a youtube video that Smosh made about pokemon in real life, and a website that said "Donut go hear". So like a fucking idiot she clicked the link.
Johnny saw that the website had a plain black background with red lettering, the lettering read "The secret of Pokemon Diamond for the gamecube". "This might give me some info about the weird game that I still haven't played!" Johnny said to himself out loud. He found from the website that on every other copy of Pokemon Diamond the game was different, instead of it taking place in the Kalos region it took place in the Johto region like in the original game, and that everyone in the game was killed by a pokemon. Johnny probably thought the pokemon was something spooky like Gengar, but if you read ahead you knew you'd be fucking wrong so shut the fuck up and don't read ahead. Johnny closed his laptop and went back to the game, he decided that it was so cool he got a rare version of Pokemon, it was like catching a shiny pokemon which Johnny never did because he's such a loser.
Jeremy pressed start and was greeted with text saying "What time is it?" this was weird as the original game didn't have an internal clock, but since this game was supposed to be pokemon z, not the originals, it made sense. He met Professor Oak who talked about the world of pokemon and stuff. He was then asked if he was a boy or a girl, since this trollpasta lacks any kind of consistency he picked transgender. He started on the first floor of his home with the character's mom instead of upstairs, nothing special happened but that was kind of spooky and would give you a chill if you were the one actually playing the game right? He went into proffesor oak's lab but nobody was there except Blue! "Oh wait that's normal" Jeremy said, so he went out into route 1's grass.
When Joshua went out into the grass he was met with mewthree instead of nothing, it must've been a glitch since you weren't supposed to run into pokemon yet. Oak came out and saved him by using his mewtwo, and caught the pokemon with a master ball. They went back to the lab where Oak gave Joshua his first pokemon, a Mew. Oak said to go out and level the mew from level 400 to level 5 and then come back. "This will be easy" Joshua said, he put in his action replay into the NES and put in the code 1337 and it made the mew level 5. A voice said "Hahaha good job you passed my first test". Joshua shrugged it off "It was just the wind" he said despite the voice being quite loud and clear.
Jay went back and talked to proffesor oak and he told her to go to livindir town and kill the pokemon that killed everyone. She went there and everyone was gone so that was weird, then the pokemom appeared, it was mewfour! Mew4 came out of my game. It startled and spooked her so she was taken aback by how hyper realstic mewfour seemed compared to how he looked in the game where has 8bit but now he was realstic. Mewfour said "now you must understand the pain I felt back then". Jay wondered what he meant by that so she said. "What do you mean mewfour?" he then said "Sixty Nine years ago, Professor Oak did an experiment with a mew and the number 4 which created me, I cried because, as a mew, my least favorite number was 4." Jay thought about how bad that must be, her least favorite number was 43 so if she was combined with that she'd be sad to. Jay asked him if she could help by killing Oak or some shit. He said no the only thing that could help is killing humans! So then he killed her.
I was so scared by what happened, I went online and looked up more about the game. Apparently a developer of the game named Ima Japaneseguy was mad that his OC wasn't in the game so he decided to make some of copies of the game kill people like what happened to me! I immediately went back to EB games and returned the game. After that day I decided to never play games that began with the letter "P"
Don't believe my story? Well heres a screenshot i took with my gameboy right as mewfour appeared! It was like right before it came out of the game thats why its so big.
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