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Arriving in the past, Big Shaq and Pickled made their way towards a Californian Hotel. Arriving at the hotel, the pair then proceeded to make their way towards the swimming pool where MT Bar once sun lounged many moons ago. Even longer now than it seems. So sad. Anyways, Shaq and Pickled then saw Shaq's past self being asked by Pickled to take his damn coat off. "Babe man's not hot!" Shaq proclaimed as Past Pickled as well as present day Pickled both pulled a disgusted face which smelt of pickled onions. The smell was so bad you could actually smell it through the television. I pulled Brenton's barrater off his head and began vomiting violently into it as the screen then changed to show Big Shaq and Pickled arriving at Fozzy Wig's Christmas party.
The party was normal for the most part. This was until Fozzy Wig's undercover lover accidentally fell into a huge bathtub of wine. "Well done ha well done!" Fozzy laughed. Also, Fozzy's voice was incredibly gruff sounding. It sounded like someone who had been smoking for over 9000 years! Also, the undercover lover began sobbing heavily as one of the attendants of the party was none other than some alumni from the Northwestern Medical School, Tonight was the lover's only chance of impressing them but he ended up being a clown. He will never ever get to go to Northwestern now. So
I handed Brenton his barrater back as the screen then transitioned to show Past Pickled telling Past Big Shaq about how she no longer loved him. Pickled then turned into an actual pickled onion as Present day Big Shaq said, "I tell em babe man's not hot!" With that, Big Shaq was then shown alone in his room again.
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Also, if you're wondering how I'm able to write this down. I still held onto my laptop. I was actually given a choice by the Mayor before he blew up my house. Lose my house or lose my laptop. I easily made the right decision. I mean no laptop? It's not like can I just go to Argos and buy another one is it? Anyways, I'm getting pretty tired so we'll end it here. Just remember; people who achieve redemption are always prone to relapsing into their old habits. Don't believe me? Ask the dishes! So if you ever see a caroller singing on your doorstep. Throw a brick at him or her. Tell them that they should move down to Hollywood where Muriel plays piano while they still can. If you do all that then maybe just maybe we can have peace.
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