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You lost something--a pocketknife.
You lost something--a pocketknife.
It’s in the pouch you can bet your life.
It's in the pouch you can bet your life.
Where oh where is the key to the lock?
Where oh where is the key to the lock?
Why it’s the same place as your sock.
Why it's the same place as your sock.


Just set down for a jiffy your book,
Just set down for a jiffy your book,
The Murglegrub gets it by hook or crook.
The Murglegrub gets it by hook or crook.
Oh me oh my, what’s to be done?
Oh me oh my, what's to be done?
Can the battle with Murglegrub ever be won?
Can the battle with Murglegrub ever be won?


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Pencils, envelopes, erasers by the box.
Pencils, envelopes, erasers by the box.
Keep him fat and hope for the best.
Keep him fat and hope for the best.
If a Murglegrub is fat, he’s not so bad but still a pest.
If a Murglegrub is fat, he's not so bad but still a pest.


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Revision as of 10:52, 17 June 2021

Murglegrubs like rats also have a fondness for pizzas along with other junk food by mmpratt99

Beware Beware the Murglegrub Which lurks beneath the bed. He has sharp corners for your toe to stub And a cunning brain in a pointed head.

He thinks it funny and yuks and yocks When he gullops down one Of a pair of your socks. This sly beast makes his fun

By causing mischief in the house. In his belly he has a pouch And moves quietly than a mouse. He conceals things to make you grouch.

He reads your mind, he hears you think. As soon as you have a craving For something--into the pouch quick as a wink, He puts it and set you raving.

You lost something--a pocketknife. It's in the pouch you can bet your life. Where oh where is the key to the lock? Why it's the same place as your sock.

Just set down for a jiffy your book, The Murglegrub gets it by hook or crook. Oh me oh my, what's to be done? Can the battle with Murglegrub ever be won?

I think not, just try to keep him fed on old socks, Pencils, envelopes, erasers by the box. Keep him fat and hope for the best. If a Murglegrub is fat, he's not so bad but still a pest.



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