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But today was slightly different, the memes were all too boring, image macros, unfunny gifs, degenerate furries not yiffing in hell; I couldn't get my meme fix for the day. |
But today was slightly different, the memes were all too boring, image macros, unfunny gifs, degenerate furries not yiffing in hell; I couldn't get my meme fix for the day. |
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[[File:-chen- NO HONKING $350 PENALTY DON'T HONK YOU WILL BE BANNED -chen-|thumb| |
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So I had an idea, I had heard days previously from a friend about this secret online club (a "message board"), everyone posting had to remain anonymous, and many posts were plots planning evil world domination via methods known as "the happening" or "redpills". It was like an internet hate machine. These message boards were branded with a /baph/, named after an evil satanist symbol that has been known to be used by many hax0rs who like to honk their evil satanist horns. Needless to say, I was desperate enough for entertainment that I felt the need to enter these dark bowels of the series of tubes. It was very dank and musty. |
So I had an idea, I had heard days previously from a friend about this secret online club (a "message board"), everyone posting had to remain anonymous, and many posts were plots planning evil world domination via methods known as "the happening" or "redpills". It was like an internet hate machine. These message boards were branded with a /baph/, named after an evil satanist symbol that has been known to be used by many hax0rs who like to honk their evil satanist horns. Needless to say, I was desperate enough for entertainment that I felt the need to enter these dark bowels of the series of tubes. It was very dank and musty. |
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== The Fanfic == |
== The Fanfic == |
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[[File:Spooped.png|thumb|121x121px|The thing that made me shit my pants.]] |
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On this message board there was a specific thread that caught my eye, it was one of those "greentexts stories", you know the ones, with their "nice boats" and "sweaty towel maymays". |
On this message board there was a specific thread that caught my eye, it was one of those "greentexts stories", you know the ones, with their "nice boats" and "sweaty towel maymays". |
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It was a Touhou fan fiction about Raisins Dongeen, but something about it sent shivers down my spine. The image attached appeared to be Raisins, but something was... different. |
It was a Touhou fan fiction about Raisins Dongeen, but something about it sent shivers down my spine. The image attached appeared to be Raisins, but something was... different.[[File:4747804266ccdf5df677d95d470ee28a.png|thumb|133x133px|The bone-shaking blog]]As I stared deep into her Raisin eyes I realized she was missing eyeballs, there was only empty sockets with blood slowly dripping out. The image then slowly started to morph, deform, and warp in weird ways, before halting and turning into a link: [REDACTED]<ref>[http://ebolaherpes.tumblr.com/downloads ebolaherpes.tumblr.com/downloads]</ref> (the link is too spooky for humankind, it's unnatural satanic goat sacrificial shit my gringo ~desu). |
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[[File:Bodypillow.png|thumb|121x121px|Accurate witness sketch of the hax0r known as "Chris Chan".]] |
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| ⚫ | The link brought me to a well-designed geocities page with marquees and <blink> tags, it was Chris Chan's downloads page for his personal website. One of those links led to a ROM download for Touhou 6.9: Blood Scarlet (the unreleased game Zun refuses to mention, probably because he's seriously hammered). |
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== The ROM == |
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As I stared deep into her Raisin eyes I realized she was missing eyeballs, there was only empty sockets with blood slowly dripping out. The image then slowly started to morph, deform, and warp in weird ways, before halting and turning into a link: [REDACTED] (the link is too spooky for humankind, it's unnatural satanic goat sacrificial shit my gringo ~desu). |
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Surprisingly, it was a ROM for the Vii, which wasn't even released in 2001!!!1111 So clearly this was the work of some demonic being. |
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Revision as of 23:23, 7 November 2015
This is a WIP at the moment, do not read or you will get extra spooked.
The Dank Web
It was just one of those days - I was incredibly bored, nothing to do but go 9gag and look up some dank-ass memes to get me hard.
But today was slightly different, the memes were all too boring, image macros, unfunny gifs, degenerate furries not yiffing in hell; I couldn't get my meme fix for the day.
So I had an idea, I had heard days previously from a friend about this secret online club (a "message board"), everyone posting had to remain anonymous, and many posts were plots planning evil world domination via methods known as "the happening" or "redpills". It was like an internet hate machine. These message boards were branded with a /baph/, named after an evil satanist symbol that has been known to be used by many hax0rs who like to honk their evil satanist horns. Needless to say, I was desperate enough for entertainment that I felt the need to enter these dark bowels of the series of tubes. It was very dank and musty.
The Fanfic
On this message board there was a specific thread that caught my eye, it was one of those "greentexts stories", you know the ones, with their "nice boats" and "sweaty towel maymays".
It was a Touhou fan fiction about Raisins Dongeen, but something about it sent shivers down my spine. The image attached appeared to be Raisins, but something was... different.
As I stared deep into her Raisin eyes I realized she was missing eyeballs, there was only empty sockets with blood slowly dripping out. The image then slowly started to morph, deform, and warp in weird ways, before halting and turning into a link: [REDACTED][1] (the link is too spooky for humankind, it's unnatural satanic goat sacrificial shit my gringo ~desu).
The link brought me to a well-designed geocities page with marquees and <blink> tags, it was Chris Chan's downloads page for his personal website. One of those links led to a ROM download for Touhou 6.9: Blood Scarlet (the unreleased game Zun refuses to mention, probably because he's seriously hammered).
The ROM
Surprisingly, it was a ROM for the Vii, which wasn't even released in 2001!!!1111 So clearly this was the work of some demonic being.
