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The two started it up, each one of them grabbing their Nindumbo 92 controllers, Billy Bob played as Maryo, and Cat as Loogi. The two were brought to the title screen, which was replaced with green ooze instead of bloody cat hairballs like it originally was supposed to. The two thought nothing of it, as they assumed, hey, the game and console were bajillions of years old, so they just went on. |
The two started it up, each one of them grabbing their Nindumbo 92 controllers, Billy Bob played as Maryo, and Cat as Loogi. The two were brought to the title screen, which was replaced with green ooze instead of bloody cat hairballs like it originally was supposed to. The two thought nothing of it, as they assumed, hey, the game and console were bajillions of years old, so they just went on. |
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Instead of getting the usual cutscene of Princess Big Blue |
Instead of getting the usual cutscene of Princess Big Blue Eyes getting captured by Queen Jackass, they were greeted to a hyper realistic video of Mayro and Loogi talking to each other. Loogi looks over to his brother, smiling. |
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"Hey Mario, did you wanna go cart racin'?" He asks, pointing back to the road. |
"Hey Mario, did you wanna go cart racin'?" He asks, pointing back to the road. |
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Mario kept his crossed eyes to the road, replying with a stern: "No Luigi this |
Mario kept his crossed eyes to the road, replying with a stern: "No Luigi this awful game sucks." |
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"But Mario, it's my very own cart racing game, it's me, Loogi, your brother!" |
"But Mario, it's my very own cart racing game, it's me, Loogi, your brother!" |
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"No Loogi. |
"No Loogi. Piss off Loogi." |
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"But, you've got breaks that can break on a dime! You can stop on a dime Mario! This is better than Brooklyn!" |
"But, you've got breaks that can break on a dime! You can stop on a dime Mario! This is better than Brooklyn!" |
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(CAT AND BILLY BOB JOE ORIGIONAL CHARACTHURZ DONUT STEEL) |
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[[Category:Well, that was pointless.]] |
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[[Category:English Class Failure]] |
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