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With James Beard and Gladys dead, I decided that now was a good time as any to confess to Walter that I had lied to him about the heating not working at the bingo hall and that I had been tampering with the heating. Walter placed his hand upon my shoulder as he said, "oh Gary you know you can just be honest with me." "Speaking of McDonald's whose in the mood for some milkshake and fries?" Carlos asked as he once again placed his large hairy arm around my shoulder but this time I didn't care. For Carlos was my friend and I didn't care who knew it goddammit! That's when Shanty pulled up on the scene on his brand new moped which he totally hadn't stolen. Wink. Anyways, Shanty was delighted to learn that I had told the truth for once and agreed to come with us to McDonald's for lovely milkshake and fries. You know something? The truth never tasted so good. Me and my friends danced through the streets singing to our hearts content as we made our way over to McDonalds to get ourselves five McChicken Mayos.
 
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