The Origin of .exe gamez

Once upon a time in 10 BC (Before Creepypasta) a pirate ship was sailing to Canada. Captain Whitebeard was leading the ship when he realized something: there was poop in the peanut barrel! He had to get rid of the shit fast, so he came up with a plan. He found a stolen Sonic 1 CD disk and rubbed the shit all over. Then he threw the disk into the seas below.

Years later someone found the disk. He played the game, but realized that it was a shitty Sonic game with excessive gore and EDGE. He sold the game to a poor bloke named Kyle. At the time, Kyle was constantly tortured by FanBoi and CumCum so he played the game. The edgy Sonic was summoned and he tried to be scary. He failed. Kyle sold the game to his best friend TomSka, in hopes it would help him with his next asdfmovie.

And if you don't copy paste this anywhere, then a skeleton will pop out and spook you.

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