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'''CHAPTER 15:''' The Battle of MI-CA (Part II)

'''EPILOUGE'''

I logged into PornHub, but before clicking on the Log In, I was tempted by more Jenny Minecraft videos, as well as remixes of Ankha Cat dancing to Numb by Linkin Park. "...oh why not!"

"You see? This one can actually pay the bills!"

"...Look, we already got the nuke long ago, so I'm just gonna leave you three down here and play South Park on the screen for like an hour for me to get ready, then I'll explain."

<big>'''Chapter 15: The Battle of MI-CA (Part II)'''</big>

All three of us ran under the stairs, and Ankha was immediately confused, and left. We heard the front door close after 4.998 seconds and we quietly sneaked upstairs, looking for the paper. The house looked like empty, like the people here had just moved out.

"Nut, Did you own this place?"

"No, the owners were on vacation while me and Ankha were here."

"Oh, so squatting?"

"Yeah kinda."

The only pieces of cabinet that remained were in the kitchen, but I digress. Okay, now we know that, Ankha's immortal to 99.9% of all things, and the cure is somewhere in this neighborhood, which their only restaurant is the Applebee's from earlier. This also means that Ankha's "...still in this neighborhood." I said.

…

BACKGROUND AUDIO PLAYING: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTSRL4FPEOo

Michael found a jetski with wheels which we rode off on, and Ankha Corp spotted us as fire opened up, this happened while the debris was falling from the ski, so it looked like Armageddon out there. The after effects of the nuke's mid-air explosion left the sky yellow and grey.

We tried to get out of the area, but a bullet stuck one of the wheels. This thankfully did not slow us down because we still were able to get as far as the Evergreens before the radiator exploded, and sent all of us flying into the forest.

I kept flying 50 feet in the air until hitting a ro-

<big>'''BANG'''</big>

…

…

(waking up)

I didn't know how long I was asleep for, but I woke up in the middle of nowhere, in the Evergreens forest. Michael and Nut where nowhere to be found, even though I whistled and called out for them, no answer. Well, there was one answer; "Hey! I think that was (Y/N)!" said Ankha.

I ran with a limp towards only God knows direction and noticed several Bigfoots, but I digress. However, I found a stick lying around, and took it for protection. What the frick am I doing? I have to find the paper.

…That's right, <big>THE PAPER!</big>

<big><big>"HOLB</big> it right there, (Y/N).</big>

Using my tips from Kung-Pow: Enter the Fist, I was able to successfully fend off the guards once again, and almost thought I was a Mary Sue. That was until Ankha stole my stick and slapped me silly with it. I grabbed some sand and threw it in her face, allowing me to run out of the forest and too the highway.

Based on my past experiences, hitchhiking was no option. Speaking of which, the Random Truck Driver's Semi Truck was just sitting right there on the road, so I took it and drove back to the neighborhood. I checked all of the open houses and found nothing in them about Ankha. Either they had all moved, or were evacuating. Eventually I got to the house from before, and reluctantly searched it. All I found was a random note, and two tickets to Space Jam. Both were rather useless.

''VVVVVMM, VVVVVMM''

My phone rang, saying Michael.

"Who art thou?" I said.

"It's Michael."

"Where are you guys?"

"Just outside the forest, both of us."

I hung up. Come ON!

I drove back to the outside-the-forest and there was all the remaining solders, plus Ankha. Three electric chairs, Michael and Nut in two, one empty.

"This is the last monologue, (Y/N), trust me. These two vermin are not the only ones who will be a victim to the invention of electricity. I have saved on spot for you as you have proven to me just as useful to the rest of the trio."

"You didn't think that before?" I asked, surprised.

"No, now prepare for the end, protag.

She walked over to the switch, and while she was preparing it, Nut whispered to me.

''"Psst, (Y/N) Read the note! Just read it!''

<big>(Music builds)</big>

I looked down at the ticket. "No the other one!"

I read the other note, and she turned around. "(Y/N) What are you doing?" said asked.

<big><big>(Crescendo)</big></big>

…

(reading) '''"Actually, White Castle is better than Krystal."'''

<big><big><big><big>(THUNDER STRIKE)</big></big></big></big>

The skies turned blue, and the clouds began to condense on top of the scene, and a huge lightning rod came out of nowhere. It struck Ankha dead center, and she turned red and bloaty. The lightning rod split into several rods, and struck all of the guards as well.

<big><big>"WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DUN, mixed... nUuuonojhohg...</big></big>

She melted into a steaming nothing, and the guards too.

It looked straight out of that face-melting scene from Raiders.

Suddenly, the weather resumed back to normal with no indication of anything ever happening. The electric chairs disappeared after a few seconds, and all three of us were fine.

Something else I noticed was that both papers disappeared. Because of this, I casually asked Nut,

"Hey Keyshawn, what'd you think of Space Jam?"

"Ehh, it's a mixed nut."

"A New Legacy?"

"Horrible, just horrible."

We all group hugged, and Michael said, "...So now what?"

<big><big>'''BEEP BEEP'''</big></big>

<big>"(Y/F/N) (Y/M/N) (Y/L/N), where have you been I've been looking for you everywhere, get in the car!"</big>

Mom had stopped right next to us, and waited until someone referenced the unknown future. I got in with my thumbs in my pockets, and we drove back to the house. "You are grounded when we get home, and you should know better!"

She sent me to my room when we got home, and thankfully, my phone was in my pocket.. sooo... MUHAAAHAA!!! But when it was time to go to bed, something hit me.

…

(daydreaming)

…

<big>''reference to the unknown future?''</big>

'''MISSION PASSED:'''

'''The Battle of MI-CA (Part II)!'''

'''Achievements:'''

Bonus Chest '''+72!'''

What a world, am I right? '''+!'5000''

'''Dollars earnt:''' -50$

Total Dollars: '''14,901$'''

<big>'''Epilogue'''</big>

Mom was in the kitchen, "muf-inkig, frikin, just, j-just do it bro!"

'''"I Hate Myself for Loving You" by JOAN JETT & THE BLACKHEARTS starts playing ''(plays throughout the whole chapter)'':''' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQOt3D5yxvQ

'''<big><big>CAR IGNITION STARTS</big></big>'''

"W-what, What! WHAT!"

Mom ran over to the window and opened it. I drove the car out of the driveway, across the lawns, and into the night.

"GET BACK HERE YOU MUTHERFUCKING-"

Her voice faded out as I sped away. I was on the phone with Michael.

"Remember what you asked before I left?"

"'So now what?'"

"Well this is the answer!"

<big><big><big><big>TO BE CONTINUED...</big></big></big><big></big>

<big>OH WAIT, LET'S COUNT HOW MANY POINTS YOU GOT! </big>

(calculating...) (buffering)

<big><big>7,097 POINTS!</big></big>

'''Thanks for reading! This took a lot of hard work and patience, which sometimes was sacrificed for procrastination, but the ''first part's'' finally done. I should hopefully start making the second one very soon. ―Minks Dinkle'''

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Special thanks to these users, and everyone else on this wiki who has inspired and supported me.