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I'm so scared right now. There was this guy who gave me a Pokémon Yellow game with a ripped of label. He ran up to me screaming like a crack-head saying "AHH! T@Ke ItZ Y0U's!" and ran off. I shrugged it off like it was nothing and went home. |
I'm so scared right now. There was this guy who gave me a Pokémon Yellow game with a ripped of label. He ran up to me screaming like a crack-head saying "AHH! T@Ke ItZ Y0U's!" and ran off. I shrugged it off like it was nothing and went home. |
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After a while, I popped the game into my Gameboy... or at least tried to. It wouldn't fit. So I got up and got a hammer. It took a few good whacks to get it in. I decided to put the Gameboy in the Time-Out chair for 10 minutes for being so naughty. Then I sat down and turned it on. Watching the game start up, I almost threw up with nostalgia. Ah, nostalgia is a wonderful thing, no? |
After a while, I popped the game into my Gameboy... or at least tried to. It wouldn't fit. So I got up and got a hammer. It took a few good whacks to get it in. I decided to put the Gameboy in the Time-Out chair for 10 minutes for being so naughty. Then I sat down and turned it on. Watching the game start up, I almost threw up with nostalgia. Ah, nostalgia is a wonderful thing, no? |
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When Pikachu jumped up on the title screen he did his cry. Only it was slowed down so much it took almost 3 minutes for it to end. Pikachu looked a little elated: this huge, manic-like grin. Its eyes were pitched black with red glowing dots. Well, the game is over 15 years old, so I took it to be a malfunction of some sort. |
When Pikachu jumped up on the title screen he did his cry. Only it was slowed down so much it took almost 3 minutes for it to end. Pikachu looked a little elated: this huge, manic-like grin. Its eyes were pitched black with red glowing dots. Well, the game is over 15 years old, so I took it to be a malfunction of some sort. |
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"CHARIZARD has DIED!" |
"CHARIZARD has DIED!" |
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I panicked. Died? I looked at my party screen and gasped. Charizard's sprite was black in a puddle of BLOOD! Instead of reading as "FAINTED" it said "DEAD". I began to cry. My poor Charizard. My poor, poor, overrated CHARIZARD! But then I brushed it off as another malfunction due to age. Damn clocks and how they keep time moving. |
I panicked. Died? I looked at my party screen and gasped. Charizard's sprite was black in a puddle of BLOOD! Instead of reading as "FAINTED" it said "DEAD". I began to cry. My poor Charizard. My poor, poor, overrated CHARIZARD! But then I brushed it off as another malfunction due to age. Damn clocks and how they keep time moving. |
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The rest of my party fell into the same fate. All that was left was Pikachu. But before I could send it out, a ULTRASUPERDOOPER HYPER REALISTIC picture of Pikachu appeared! It was the crazed title screen sprite. Pikachu began to speak, and by speak I mean speak. Not some string of text, actual talking. "Why don't you love me", it spoke, "I thought I was everything to you!" It looked so angry. I began to cry again, "You are! I'm so sorry!" Then my system shut itself off. |
The rest of my party fell into the same fate. All that was left was Pikachu. But before I could send it out, a ULTRASUPERDOOPER HYPER REALISTIC picture of Pikachu appeared! It was the crazed title screen sprite. Pikachu began to speak, and by speak I mean speak. Not some string of text, actual talking. "Why don't you love me", it spoke, "I thought I was everything to you!" It looked so angry. I began to cry again, "You are! I'm so sorry!" Then my system shut itself off. |
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I took out the game and ran upstairs to my room to cry. Before that I had to take out my Gameboy's batteries so I can burn them (don't question it, it's what I do). But there were no batteries in them! I dropped my Gameboy and ran upstairs, screaming. I approached my room and saw Pikachu sitting on my bed! I had to halt. Its right ear was missing with blood squirting out like a fountain. It had the same eyes and grin as it did on the title screen. It was bleeding from its mouth. How could a Pokémon BLEED!? It then stuck its paw into its chest and ripped out its heart. Pikachu just stood there holding the organ, the upside-down frown wide as ever. Then I fell through the wall! Not far from me was a tidal wave of BLOOD! It was so HYPER REALISTIC, even for real life! Then I ended up in my bed. I got up and fell through the ceiling again and landed in Lavender Town. I could hear the song... that god awful song! |
I took out the game and ran upstairs to my room to cry. Before that I had to take out my Gameboy's batteries so I can burn them (don't question it, it's what I do). But there were no batteries in them! I dropped my Gameboy and ran upstairs, screaming. I approached my room and saw Pikachu sitting on my bed! I had to halt. Its right ear was missing with blood squirting out like a fountain. It had the same eyes and grin as it did on the title screen. It was bleeding from its mouth. How could a Pokémon BLEED!? It then stuck its paw into its chest and ripped out its heart. Pikachu just stood there holding the organ, the upside-down frown wide as ever. Then I fell through the wall! Not far from me was a tidal wave of BLOOD! It was so HYPER REALISTIC, even for real life! Then I ended up in my bed. I got up and fell through the ceiling again and landed in Lavender Town. I could hear the song... that god awful song! |
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I'm still in Lavender Town. It's been a month now. All I hear is that song playing. Everything around me is made out of pixels. Every now and then I hear faint, high-pitched whispers. I turn around or glance over my shoulder to see if anything is behind me. It's usually behind me, smirking. But I figured out that I only see it if I look over my left shoulder. |
I'm still in Lavender Town. It's been a month now. All I hear is that song playing. Everything around me is made out of pixels. Every now and then I hear faint, high-pitched whispers. I turn around or glance over my shoulder to see if anything is behind me. It's usually behind me, smirking. But I figured out that I only see it if I look over my left shoulder. |
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It's after me. I know it. If I don't look behind I know it will get me. I've finally deciphered the harsh whispers: "It's too late to run now..." It's still bleeding. There's a gaping hole in its chest and it continues to bleed. Whatever that thing is, it's not a Pikachu. I must be in hell. |
It's after me. I know it. If I don't look behind I know it will get me. I've finally deciphered the harsh whispers: "It's too late to run now..." It's still bleeding. There's a gaping hole in its chest and it continues to bleed. Whatever that thing is, it's not a Pikachu. I must be in hell. |
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