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''*DING DONG DING DONG DIIIINNNNNGGGGG DOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGGG*''
I sat up in bed realizing I
Through the frosted glass I see a figure holding a box.
I crack the door with the chain still attached.
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The figure steps forward into the light. He speaks slowly but with an intensity rarely heard. He is a Rastafarian man with long dreads. He has a Jamaican accent. He looks kind of like snoop doggie dog.
"Thank... you... for... the... information... man... unfortunately... my... job... doesn't... provide... health... insurance..."
As I tucked myself back into bed I thought about what a sweet life I had. Those were my last thoughts, as the Rastafarian pizza man and my diabetic wife smothered me to death with a pillow and had sex and pizza on top of my dead body.
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