The Pope Exists in the Cars Universe

in cars 2, there is a shot where a car Pope can clearly be seen. this means the Catholic Church exists in the car universe, which means Christianity is a thing in the cars universe, which means car Jesus was a thing. Jesus Chrysler died for the sins of cars. however - this opens many more questions. do other religions exist in the cars universe? is there a car muhammad? a car buddha? car hinduism? are there gods like car zeus and whatnot? also, if christianity exists, that means the Car Roman Empire was a thing. so car Julius Caesar was a thing. a bunch of cars in togas stabbed another car in a toga to death. how? they're cars. if the car roman empire is a thing, then so is a car Celtic culture. did the entirety of human history happen in the cars universe? a car Battle of Hastings in 1066? a car Han Dynasty in China? a car American Revolution, led by George Washington? did World War II happen? is car Hitler a thing? did the car Holocaust happen? what about communism? is there Carl Marx? (haha, get it, CAR-L?) did the Russian Revolution happen with cars? a car Stalin? what about the Korean War? is there a car Kim Jong-un? did 9/11 happen in the cars universe? was car George W. Bush a thing? did the car Iraq War happen? In addition to this, the official Cars Universe wiki article on this Pope character outright states that this character is the head of the Catholic Church. Look at the link if you don't believe me. The Catholic Church, the one we know from our world, exists within the Cars universe. This means a car Protestant Reformation occurred. There was a car Martin Luther. If the car Catholic Church exists, it isn't much of a stretch to say the car Crusades (Carsades, if you will) occurred in the car 12th century. If the Carsades occurred, then Richard the Lionheart, an English king that fought in OUR Crusades, existed as a car. Therefore, the kingdom of car England existed, which means at some point car English settlers won their independence, which just proves my earlier theory. You may call me a madman, but I will not be silenced.

in conclusion, the writers of cars 2 really didn't consider the implications of including a car Pope in the film.

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