The Possesed Panty-hose

One dreadful Monday morning I went to see my dead fishes' cremated ashes.(His name is Ebola, by the way) I stared at the ashes then I turned around, I was shocked! I came to the sight of a pair of panty-hose lying on the floor. "that pair of panty-hose wasn't there when I got here!", I thought. I picked up the panty-hose and called up my friend, Mal. I told him all about the encounter with the panty-hose. all he said was,"ur probable just imaginin' ite ale in ur hed, dud3!" Mal is a rock hard stone......r. (I'm going to release part 2 on another date.... * cough November 13 * cough

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