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(Created page with "The red eye ritual. This is extremely spooky ritual that I believe Jesus was using when he rised from da dead to fuck with people. I don't want to spoil the ritual, so I tell...")
 
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You should be aware that there are some risks in this. If Satan is a douche, he might not give you da kush and you'll be like "daymn what the fuck satan I thought you were cool and you have to hang out with satan until your mom picks you up. If you are trying to call snoop but  Mutahar answers, you accidentally called Customers services and spooky skellies will be at your door in five minutes. If you failed this in any way, next time you search for "unspoopy skellies" you will find few pretty spooky skeletons. I warned you. My eyes are red now.... and I love it!
You should be aware that there are some risks in this. If Satan is a douche, he might not give you da kush and you'll be like "daymn what the fuck satan I thought you were cool and you have to hang out with satan until your mom picks you up. If you are trying to call snoop but  Mutahar answers, you accidentally called Customers services and spooky skellies will be at your door in five minutes. If you failed this in any way, next time you search for "unspoopy skellies" you will find few pretty spooky skeletons. I warned you. My eyes are red now.... and I love it!
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