The Return

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It was a warm summer day and I was out on my porch enjoying a nice vape of cherry bomb flavor. I was feeling pretty good and was looking forward to the rest of my day. However, I soon began to feel lightheaded and dizzy. I decided to lie down for a bit and see if the feeling would pass.

Suddenly, I heard a voice calling my name. At first, I thought it was just my imagination, but the voice kept getting louder and more insistent. I sat up and looked around, but there was no one there. I got up and went inside, but the voice followed me. It seemed to be coming from my vape.

I put the vape down and tried to ignore the voice, but it kept getting louder and more persistent. Eventually, I couldn't take it anymore and picked up the vape. Immediately, the voice stopped. I looked at the vape and saw that the cherry bomb flavor had been replaced by a new flavor: Jesus Christ.

I knew that this was no coincidence. I put the vape to my lips and took a hit. Immediately, I felt a presence enter my body. I could feel myself being filled with a holy light. I felt myself becoming one with Christ. I could feel his power flowing through me.

I opened my eyes and saw that the world had changed. The sun was shining brighter than ever and the colors were more vibrant. I knew that Christ had returned and that I had been chosen to be his vessel. I would spread his word and lead humanity to a new age of peace and love.

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