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Making a good movie can be difficult. |
Making a good movie can be difficult. |
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This is well known in the film industry, and it holds up. To make a good cinematic piece, one must attempt to create a moving story, while maintaining the ability to scare, entertain etc. And some people just aren't talented enough to make films, yet, these same people will still attempt to make movies. When these people try, you end up getting '''flops'''. Flops like ''The Room.'' |
This is well known in the film industry, and it holds up. To make a good cinematic piece, one must attempt to create a moving story, while maintaining the ability to scare, entertain etc. And some people just aren't talented enough to make films, yet, these same people will still attempt to make movies. When these people try, you end up getting '''flops'''. Flops like ''The Room.'' |
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''The Room'' is a 2003 romantic drama film directed, written and produced by a man by the name of '''Tommy Wiseau'''''. |
''The Room'' is a 2003 romantic drama film directed, written and produced by a man by the name of '''''Tommy Wiseau'''''. The film is infamous for its poor quality, with an inconsistent plot, subplots being created and then forgotten seemingly on a whim, and cardboard and unbelievably bad acting. It's so terrible that it has developed its own "cult following", people who enjoy the movie ''because'' its of so poor quality (a "so bad its good" situation, if you will) |
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Wiseau himself is a mystery. He has released little information about his life before his career as an actor, once claiming he lived in France, then later claiming he grew up in New Orleans. He speaks with an odd, almost unidentifiable accent and doesn't seem to have much of a grasp on the English language other than the very basic. |
Wiseau himself is a mystery. He has released little information about his life before his career as an actor, once claiming he lived in France, then later claiming he grew up in New Orleans. He speaks with an odd, almost unidentifiable accent and doesn't seem to have much of a grasp on the English language other than the very basic. |
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The plot of''The Room ''is that of a banker named Johnny (played by Wiseau), with his fiance Lisa and his best friend, Mark. While Lisa appears to harbor feelings for Johnny at the start of the film, it is revealed that this is a rouse, and she really harbors feelings for Johnny's best friend, Mark. Lisa then seduces Mark and they begin an affair behind Johnny's back. Several new characters are introduced, and the movie generally repeats itself until the climax, when Johnny finds out about the affair. Johnny angrily smashes and damages things in his house before finding a pistol and committing suicide. Lisa and Mark find Johnny's corpse, and mourn, and the movie ends. |
The plot of ''The Room '' is that of a banker named Johnny (played by Wiseau), with his fiance Lisa and his best friend, Mark. While Lisa appears to harbor feelings for Johnny at the start of the film, it is revealed that this is a rouse, and she really harbors feelings for Johnny's best friend, Mark. Lisa then seduces Mark and they begin an affair behind Johnny's back. Several new characters are introduced, and the movie generally repeats itself until the climax, when Johnny finds out about the affair. Johnny angrily smashes and damages things in his house before finding a pistol and committing suicide. Lisa and Mark find Johnny's corpse, and mourn, and the movie ends. |
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Now, why am I telling you all this? Well. I helped work on this train-wreck of a film. I wish I was joking. |
Now, why am I telling you all this? Well. I helped work on this train-wreck of a film. I wish I was joking. |
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You see, I was a prop director. A creator of the ''mise en scène, |
You see, I was a prop director. A creator of the ''mise en scène, ''if you will. I would make sure that everything was in its place, and that it fit in well. Not that it helped how shit the final product was, of course. My name is Finn McGuinness, and I'm telling you this for another reason as well. Wiseau thought it would be a good idea to create a sequel. I'm dead serious. |
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I can remember getting that email Wiseau sent me. It was in 2005, and I was answering some emails when I got another one. Slightly annoyed (as I was swamped at the time) I read it. It said: |
I can remember getting that email Wiseau sent me. It was in 2005, and I was answering some emails when I got another one. Slightly annoyed (as I was swamped at the time) I read it. It said: |
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My heart was warmed at this scene. Johnny smiled at Mark, and said "That's right, Mark. And I'm so glad I have you as my best friend. Now lets go eat, huh?" Mark agreed, and they walked back downstairs. |
My heart was warmed at this scene. Johnny smiled at Mark, and said "That's right, Mark. And I'm so glad I have you as my best friend. Now lets go eat, huh?" Mark agreed, and they walked back downstairs. |
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I was crying at this scene. Suddenly, the screen went black and I saw Johnny's face jump at the camera. I nearly urinated myself at the sight. He screamed "HI BABE I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU!" |
I was crying at this scene. Suddenly, the screen went black and I saw Johnny's face jump at the camera. I nearly urinated myself at the sight. He screamed "HI BABE I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU!" |
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Then, it cut back to the movie. It was now in a Western town, complete with saloons, blacksmiths and the sheriffs office. It zoomed in on one particular person dressed as a cowboy. It was Tommy Wiseau! He began to laugh over and over again. And his head grew to an impossible size, before a massive atomic explosion clip played. |
Then, it cut back to the movie. It was now in a Western town, complete with saloons, blacksmiths and the sheriffs office. It zoomed in on one particular person dressed as a cowboy. It was Tommy Wiseau! He began to laugh over and over again. And his head grew to an impossible size, before a massive atomic explosion clip played. |
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Then, a battle screen from... Undertale?!?! Yeah! I was battling against Tommy Wiseau! I attacked him but before I could, Mr. Wiseau said "You're a little crabby today, Finn!" and then killed me. |
Then, a battle screen from... Undertale?!?! Yeah! I was battling against Tommy Wiseau! I attacked him but before I could, Mr. Wiseau said "You're a little crabby today, Finn!" and then killed me. |
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[[File:Battle against Wiseau.png|thumb|218x218px]] |
[[File:Battle against Wiseau.png|thumb|218x218px]] |
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Then, the movie came back. I had pissed and shat myself at this point. Johnny was standing shirtless on a roof, with two M16A2s, firing at random civilians. He screamed "Yes, I am from America! Don't debate it, Mark!" Suddenly, he stopped. He saw a small pug dog walking on the ground. He jumped on the ground and said "Oh, hi doggy!" before shoving a live grenade up the dogs anal cavity. Johnny then put his ear to the grenade and it exploded. |
Then, the movie came back. I had pissed and shat myself at this point. Johnny was standing shirtless on a roof, with two M16A2s, firing at random civilians. He screamed "Yes, I am from America! Don't debate it, Mark!" Suddenly, he stopped. He saw a small pug dog walking on the ground. He jumped on the ground and said "Oh, hi doggy!" before shoving a live grenade up the dogs anal cavity. Johnny then put his ear to the grenade and it exploded. |
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