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still be alive. I snapped to my senses when Skeleton Claus (that’s what I’m |
still be alive. I snapped to my senses when Skeleton Claus (that’s what I’m |
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calling him from now on) looked right at me! That’s when he let out a jolly "Ho |
calling him from now on) looked right at me! That’s when he let out a jolly "Ho |
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Ho Ho" which helped to ease the tension. We then got into a deep conversation |
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about politics. When he realized the time, Skeleton Claus said he needed to be |
about politics. When he realized the time, Skeleton Claus said he needed to be |
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heading out, so he unloaded the presents under the tree then walked over to the |
heading out, so he unloaded the presents under the tree then walked over to the |
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cookies. Skeleton Claus angrily yelled "WHY DIDN’T YOU GIVE ME |
cookies. Skeleton Claus angrily yelled "WHY DIDN’T YOU GIVE ME MILK". At this |
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moment I knew I screwed up. Skeleton Claus then picked me up and ate me. So |
moment I knew I screwed up. Skeleton Claus then picked me up and ate me. So |
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remember, always leave milk out on Christmas Eve or else you will end up like |
remember, always leave milk out on Christmas Eve or else you will end up like |
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