The Scary Hyper-Realistic Story.

One time I was on the cumputer and I was on 9gay, I mean gag. I scrolled down and noticed a hyper realistic post. On it was a hyper realistic skeleton bathed in hyper realistic blood. I cried hyper realistic tears and saw that my cat was super hyper realistic. My mum came into my room and she looked hyper realistic. I was hyper realistically fapping. My mom hyper realistically jacked me off cuz plot and i hyper realistically came hyper realistic cum. I landed on my hyper realistic keyboard, yes.....hyper realistically. I then hyper-realistically dick-slapped triggur and and a hyper realistic dick popped out of my cumputer and hyper realistically slapped me.