The Simpsons Movie: Uncut and Extended Version
Author's note: This is my attempt at a Simpsons Movie creepypasta. Personally, I don't think it's that scary at all in my opinion. I also think there's some clichés in here as well. Criticism is highly appreciated.
Hello, my name is Owen. I am a Meowstic from Unova, and I am a fan, although not really a big fan, of the Simpsons. I own a few Simpsons DVDs, VHS tapes, books, comics, etc. I also enjoyed "The Simpsons Movie," one of my favorite movies. However, I recently came across an "uncut and extended" version of the film on DVD.
One day at an antique mall, I was looking for DVDs, particularly those of Pokémon, SpongeBob SquarePants, and of course, The Simpsons. Then, I noticed... The extended Simpsons Movie.
The front of the DVD case simply just said, "Simpsons Movie Uncut Edition," the spine said, "Simpsons Movie," and the back consisted of the following: "Includes: Deleted scenes, tons of fun, alternate ending."
"Alternate ending?" I said to myself, as I unfolded an ear out of confusion. The price was ₽100 (Pokémon dollars), and I brought it up to a cashier. "Hey, I'd like to buy this DVD, please," I said to the cashier.
The cashier looked a little shocked. "Are you sure you want to buy this? From what I heard, the person who owned this... Ah, never mind," she said. I gave her ₽100, and the cashier pat my head and said, "Have a nice day!"
The Disc
When I got home, I opened the case to find a disc that simply said, "SIMP SONS MOVIE," written in sharpie, like there wasn't enough room to fit "Simpsons." Alongside the DVD came a note. The note said the following:
"WARNING: If you have bought this movie, PLEASE get rid of it at all costs. Seriously, don't watch it." The note was signed by "Seller." "Hmm, the original owner must've wanted to keep their name anonymous," I thought to myself. I put the DVD in my Blu-Ray player, and the movie instantly started.
The Movie
One thing I noticed was that there were a few seconds missing during the 20th Century Fox logo, and I realized it was a scanned 35mm print of the movie. Of course, there were scratches, a few splices, dust, and cue marks. One thing that was strange was that there were a few burned frames every now and then, but that didn't stop me from enjoying the movie, and with the deleted scenes no less!
It was fun... Until the end of the movie.
The first thing I noticed that was off was that the scene where Homer and Bart jump the Gorge didn't go as planned. When Bart throws the bomb through the dome's hole, he completely misses, and it lands right back into Springfield. Homer then gets pissed at Bart, strangling him as he said, "Why you little...!"
Everyone in Springfield begins to cry as they accept their fate. When the bomb reached "00:00," it destroyed the dome and the entire town of Springfield. The camera pans to show the destruction of what's left of Springfield, and then it cuts to Russ Cargil laughing. The movie ends with a sad version of the Simpsons theme, as the credits just said, "Goodbye, Springfield."
Aftermath
Tears fell from my face. I couldn't bear seeing Springfield completely destroyed. I took the disc out of the player, and converted the DVD to a video file, and saved it on an SD Card. After that, I put the DVD put it back in the case. I used Psyshock on it, which destroyed the case and the disc almost instantly, and threw it in the garbage. I kept the SD Card and the note in a box, and hid them in my closet, never to see the light of day.
If you manage to find a copy of the extended edition of "The Simpsons Movie," maybe it's best to ignore it and buy something else.
Credited to OwenTheMeowstic
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