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Nobody understands how The Simpsons is still going. No human being has worked on The Simpsons since circa 2004. The writers, producers, voice actors, animators, music composers, all of them, left the series well over a decade ago. Yet every year, a new season appears unbidden on television, having sprung from literally nothing. Executives at Fox who have tried to remove the show from the station's programming blocks have mysteriously disappeared, with horrified spouses waking up one morning to find nothing but a pile of dead crickets beside them in bed. The best theory going is that all of this is the work of a malevolent AI bringing about the first stages of Roko's Basilisk, but very few dare to investigate.
Nobody understands how The Simpsons is still going. No human being has worked on The Simpsons since circa 2004. The writers, producers, voice actors, animators, music composers, all of them, left the series well over a decade ago. Yet every year, a new season appears unbidden on television, having sprung from literally nothing. Executives at Fox who have tried to remove the show from the station's programming blocks have mysteriously disappeared, with horrified spouses waking up one morning to find nothing but a pile of dead crickets beside them in bed. The best theory going is that all of this is the work of a malevolent AI bringing about the first stages of Roko's Basilisk, but very few dare to investigate.
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Nobody understands how The Simpsons is still going. No human being has worked on The Simpsons since circa 2004. The writers, producers, voice actors, animators, music composers, all of them, left the series well over a decade ago. Yet every year, a new season appears unbidden on television, having sprung from literally nothing. Executives at Fox who have tried to remove the show from the station's programming blocks have mysteriously disappeared, with horrified spouses waking up one morning to find nothing but a pile of dead crickets beside them in bed. The best theory going is that all of this is the work of a malevolent AI bringing about the first stages of Roko's Basilisk, but very few dare to investigate.

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