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(Created page with " Salutations Internet goers. My name Sylvester Rodreguez III. One night I was browsing the Internet. I was quite low on food in my system so I inquired my mom to make me a sandwich. Afterwards I went back to my living quarters. All of a sudden a file called pootis.exe downloaded to my porn folder. I was shocked. No one does anything to my sexy folder! In anger I opened the file. What flashed on screen spooked my guts off. It said, "You are goignn to dead!". Then the ele...") |
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Salutations Internet goers. My name Sylvester Rodreguez III. One night I was browsing the Internet. I was quite low on food in my system so I inquired my mom to make me a sandwich. Afterwards I went back to my living quarters. All of a sudden a file called pootis.exe downloaded to my porn folder. I was shocked. |
Salutations Internet goers. My name Sylvester Rodreguez III. One night I was browsing the Internet. I was quite low on food in my system so I inquired my mom to make me a sandwich. Afterwards I went back to my living quarters. All of a sudden a file called pootis.exe downloaded to my porn folder. I was shocked. |
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Because he was wearing the same clothes as her! I shot him with my gun and he died. Everything went back to normal and the shot de-materialized out of my hand. As I climbed over my couch to see what was left of the Heavy Weapons Guy. I found my mom. But not my normal mom. She was a skeleton. I knew it was my mom because the face structures matched. I cried tears and had a heart attack. So please guys. Don't launch POOTIS.exe! |
Because he was wearing the same clothes as her! I shot him with my gun and he died. Everything went back to normal and the shot de-materialized out of my hand. As I climbed over my couch to see what was left of the Heavy Weapons Guy. I found my mom. But not my normal mom. She was a skeleton. I knew it was my mom because the face structures matched. I cried tears and had a heart attack. So please guys. Don't launch POOTIS.exe! |
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