The Slender Mayonaise

A tall dark man peered from behind the counter of the Giant food store I was at. I had to check out the food I was buying, just your average milk, bread, and lunchmeat. I went over to him, since, all of the other lines were packed. It was strange that no one came to him. I lined up my food, he stared down, and asked “Got no Mayonaise?” I looked at him in confusion, as he said “Everyone’s buying the new mayonaise, it’s supposed to be 10 times better then original mayonaise. I bought the mayonaise since, well, everyone was buying it.

The next day, I got home from work, craving a sandwich. I remembered the mayonaise I got from the store the day before, I spread the mayonaise. There wasn’t a lot in that tiny jar I used it up.

I took a bite in my sandwich and I screamed as Black stuff started coming out, and a tall disfigured man stood at the doorstep..”Enjoy your Slender Mayonaise..hehehe”, he disappeared.

Then I knew..

It was Slenderman.

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Originally posted on Crappypasta.com on September 20, 2012

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