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Hello, My name is Joe Swanson. I live in Rhode Island with my wife Bonnie, my daughter Susie, and my son Kevin. Kevin is in the Military currently fighting in the war. I am the only handicapped local police officer in Quahog, I catch criminals and take them to jail. just like a normal police officer does. But what is unusual about Me, being the person that I am. I am a big fan of Slipknot. A really popular heavy metal band that was formed in the mid
Tom Tucker said quote
I then told my wife Bonnie about the flea market. Bonnie said out of the blue
That
the last person by Ultra Instinct
It was Rayne from the
I had to find Quagmire before the Flea Market closes. It was getting very late,
I saw a security guard right near the entrance to the Flea Market. I asked the security guard that is guarding the Flea Market about
I then saw Quagmire
When Evil Rose left,
I asked Quagmire what does he have for sale at the Flea Market.
Quagmire was very surprised to see me at the Flea Market,
Quagmire then said,
I asked Quagmire if he had any Slipknot related Merchandise.
Quagmire then opened a box full of Movies, Video Games, Music Albums, and Consoles. There was a section for famous movie franchises and trilogies with different names on the cover. (Most of them were in Russian, some of them were in German, and some of them had very unrecognizable wording on them that I
I asked Quagmire where did he get these
He claimed he got them at a shop location somewhere in the northern United States.
But he
I then saw an Xbox 360 logo sticking out of one of the boxes,
I opened the box, and what was inside the box was one of the coolest things that I ever saw.
There was Xbox 360 exclusive games from rock bands like, Breaking Benjamin, Disturbed, Type-0 Negative, Three Days Grace, and many more bands that I never even heard of before.
One of the Xbox 360 games that I saw was a
I then asked Quagmire how much the Slipknot game was.
Quagmire said it was 10 U.S. dollars. Since the game was not opened. since he got them at the quote on quote
I gave him the 10 dollars that he wanted, and Quagmire even gave me a plastic bag for the game. I thanked Quagmire for the Xbox 360 Slipknot Game.
When I got home. I saw that Bonnie, and Susie were not in the house. I looked everywhere.
I turned on my Xbox 360 that I had since launch date. That still surprisingly worked after all these years.
I just remembered that I brought home the
I decided it would be a good idea to well, play the Slipknot game of course.
I then opened the bag that Quagmire gave me. And what I saw on the cover made my jaw drop.
It was a full database of Slipknot songs, and some
Now
I put the game disc of the Slipknot game into the disc tray, and I pressed
It read the disc for about a damn full five minutes. Until it finally launched the game.
I was then greeted with something really weird and well... bizarre.
It suddenly cut to a clip of Oboro, yes
Oboro in the style of the series was wearing American underwear, an American flag styled Bikini, black boots and she was on a black background dancing very suggestively to the viewer and shaking her huge ass while
I was weirded out by what I saw. since I have a wife and I
After that weird scene played,
It then cut to a live action version of the freeware fighting game engine called
Yes, the Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris, which people compare him to a god,
And Dark Donald, A darker and more brutal version of Ronald McDonald.
(I wonder why Ronald McDonald got so
When round one started after the announcer said
When the battle finally started. the songs
(It was a pretty fitting soundtrack for the fight I'm not going to lie)
Chuck and Dark Donald were fighting like angry mythological gods fighting against one another.
They were throwing everything at each other, Dark Donald was throwing black tinted fries, a black tinted apple bomb, and hell, even a damn burger king bomb. But Chuck did even more damage than Dark Donald, Chuck threw knives up in the air, threw hand grenades, ran at full speed, stopped time, and even threw the fucking sun onto Dark Donald causing nine hundred and ninety-nine points worth of damage to Dark Donald. luckily, Chuck managed to defeat Dark Donald in round 1,
and boy oh boy, I
Round 2 started with a fucking jump scare made by Dark Donald to scare Chuck Norris, but that
What came next was actually quite shocking.
It cut to a clip of a kid getting tucked in bed by his parents. Sound asleep. When his parents left the room. the peaceful music from the scary car commercial was playing in his parents living room. When the peaceful music from the scary car commercial suddenly stopped... the zombie that popped up at the end was screaming so fucking loud that it shook the whole house, causing mirrors, tables, and even the
(I
what came next, had me questioning my own mental state at this point.
It panned outside a pool with I assume was a mansion of some kind? Seth and Bowsette from the
It switched to someone looking at the quote on quote
(Giggity Giggity Goo.
It then cut to Haydee from the
What the hell is this?! This has nothing to do with Slipknot?!
I knew Quagmire was a big pervert, but I
After all those weird, disturbing, and obscene clips played.
My Xbox 360 that I had since launch date. had the infamous Red Ring of Death. I was furious, angry, and upset, I then contacted the
I opened the disc tray to my launch date Xbox 360, the game was still in perfect condition from when I bought it from Quagmire at the
I heard a knock on the door,
When I opened the door.
It was Doom Guy from the
The Punisher Said that him and Doom Guy are undercover FBI agents looking for someone in Spooner Street.
The Punisher asked me if I knew a resident here in Spooner Street that is named
I said yes.
The Punisher then said that the FBI had a lot of complaints about Quagmire selling very disturbing pirated material at the local
One of the people that complained to the FBI was the band
Corey said that a pirated copy of his music was made without his permission, and that some of his songs that were unreleased at the time were leaked. when he was told by someone on the phone that there
And
That's when I gave the
The Punisher then placed the quote on quote
The Punisher then said,
I saw The Punisher and Doom Guy trying to kick down
I peeked outside my window and I saw Quagmire in handcuffs being dragged out of his house by Doom Guy and The Punisher. They hauled him in their unmarked FBI car which looked like a normal car.
(Which I knew it was)
Bonnie and Susie finally came back. Bonnie told me how sorry she was for speaking to me like that. I accepted her apology. and I finally got some peace and quiet for tonight.
Two days passed by, I received an email from
He said this in the email
Yours Truly,
Mayor Wild Wild West.
I told Bonnie about the party
She loved that I did a very good deed for our town.
We then drove to the party at 9:30 PM.
We saw a lot of guests there waiting for us,
The guests were that of,
Seth The Incubus, Bowsette, Ultra Instinct Shaggy, Ultra Instinct Scooby, Rayne, John Wick, Evil Rose, Oboro, Chuck Norris, Dark Donald, Ryu, Corey Taylor, (and the rest of the Slipknot crew) Haydee, Doom Guy, The Punisher, (real name is Frank Castle) and a few other guests that I recognized from being at the
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