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But what is unusual about Me, being the person that I am. I am a big fan of Slipknot. A really popular heavy metal band that was formed in the mid 1990’s by a fellow named Corey Taylor,
But what is unusual about Me, being the person that I am. I am a big fan of Slipknot. A really popular heavy metal band that was formed in the mid 1990’s by a fellow named Corey Taylor,
I turned the news station on. local news anchor Tom Tucker said that a flea market is in town for a few days.
I turned the news station on. local news anchor Tom Tucker said that a flea market is in town for a few days.

Tom Tucker said quote “Local Spooner Street resident Glenn Quagmire is at the flea market selling some music CDs, Xbox 360 games, and other kinds of stuff that Quagmire likes”
Tom Tucker said quote “Local Spooner Street resident Glenn Quagmire is at the flea market selling some music CDs, Xbox 360 games, and other kinds of stuff that Quagmire likes”
his co-anchor Joyce Kinney said “I'm not going to say what he likes; Let's just leave it out of the news.”
his co-anchor Joyce Kinney said “I'm not going to say what he likes; Let's just leave it out of the news.”

I then told my wife Bonnie about the flea market. Bonnie said out of the blue “Joe, I don’t care what you do, just go to the Flea Market”
I then told my wife Bonnie about the flea market. Bonnie said out of the blue “Joe, I don’t care what you do, just go to the Flea Market”
I drove to the flea market with my change that I saved up over the years.
I drove to the flea market with my change that I saved up over the years.
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It was Rayne from the “BloodRayne” series. She was selling some rare video game memorabilia like a WWE SmackDown VS. Raw 2009 Limited Collector’s Edition Ring, and an Xbox Launch Team Original Xbox console. I was amazed at how many things there were at this flea market.
It was Rayne from the “BloodRayne” series. She was selling some rare video game memorabilia like a WWE SmackDown VS. Raw 2009 Limited Collector’s Edition Ring, and an Xbox Launch Team Original Xbox console. I was amazed at how many things there were at this flea market.


I had to find Quagmire before the Flea Market closes. It was getting very late,
I had to find Quagmire before the Flea Market closes. It was getting very late,

I saw a security guard right near the entrance to the Flea Market. I asked the security guard that is guarding the Flea Market about Quagmire’s location in the Flea Market stands. I introduced my name as “Joe Swanson” I told him I'm a good friend of Quagmire’s. the “security guard” told me that Quagmire is the very last stand right by the game store that’s in the middle of the Flea Market. Before he left for the day. the security guard and I shook hands, and he introduced himself as John Wick. We then said our goodbyes and we parted ways.
I saw a security guard right near the entrance to the Flea Market. I asked the security guard that is guarding the Flea Market about Quagmire’s location in the Flea Market stands. I introduced my name as “Joe Swanson” I told him I'm a good friend of Quagmire’s. the “security guard” told me that Quagmire is the very last stand right by the game store that’s in the middle of the Flea Market. Before he left for the day. the security guard and I shook hands, and he introduced himself as John Wick. We then said our goodbyes and we parted ways.
I then saw Quagmire “selling” something to a customer which the customer was a character named Evil Rose from the very obscure PlayStation 2 Video Game “Rumble Roses”
I then saw Quagmire “selling” something to a customer which the customer was a character named Evil Rose from the very obscure PlayStation 2 Video Game “Rumble Roses”
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After that weird scene played,
After that weird scene played,
It then cut to a live action version of the freeware fighting game engine called “MUGEN” with a matchup of Chuck Norris VS. Dark Donald.
It then cut to a live action version of the freeware fighting game engine called “MUGEN” with a matchup of Chuck Norris VS. Dark Donald.

Yes, the Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris, which people compare him to a god,
Yes, the Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris, which people compare him to a god,

And Dark Donald, A darker and more brutal version of Ronald McDonald.
And Dark Donald, A darker and more brutal version of Ronald McDonald.
(I wonder why Ronald McDonald got so “dark” in the first place)
(I wonder why Ronald McDonald got so “dark” in the first place)
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(I don’t blame Ryu for trying to defend his parents from that zombie.)
(I don’t blame Ryu for trying to defend his parents from that zombie.)
what came next, had me questioning my own mental state at this point.
what came next, had me questioning my own mental state at this point.

It panned outside a pool with I assume was a mansion of some kind? Seth and Bowsette from the “flea market” I went to earlier were “making out” at their own pool.
It panned outside a pool with I assume was a mansion of some kind? Seth and Bowsette from the “flea market” I went to earlier were “making out” at their own pool.

It switched to someone looking at the quote on quote “lovers” in binoculars. And when the person put down his binoculars it was my damn friend Quagmire. Quagmire then said,
It switched to someone looking at the quote on quote “lovers” in binoculars. And when the person put down his binoculars it was my damn friend Quagmire. Quagmire then said,
(Giggity Giggity Goo. I’m glad I got to look at you two!)
(Giggity Giggity Goo. I’m glad I got to look at you two!)
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The Punisher then placed the quote on quote “game” in an evidence bag.
The Punisher then placed the quote on quote “game” in an evidence bag.
The Punisher then said, “thank you” him and Doom Guy left my house and headed over to Quagmire’s house.
The Punisher then said, “thank you” him and Doom Guy left my house and headed over to Quagmire’s house.

I saw The Punisher and Doom Guy trying to kick down Quagmire’s door. (Like that video of the Spanish SWAT team trying to break open a door to a person’s apartment) And I hid in fear of Quagmire seeing me.
I saw The Punisher and Doom Guy trying to kick down Quagmire’s door. (Like that video of the Spanish SWAT team trying to break open a door to a person’s apartment) And I hid in fear of Quagmire seeing me.

I peeked outside my window and I saw Quagmire in handcuffs being dragged out of his house by Doom Guy and The Punisher. They hauled him in their unmarked FBI car which looked like a normal car.
I peeked outside my window and I saw Quagmire in handcuffs being dragged out of his house by Doom Guy and The Punisher. They hauled him in their unmarked FBI car which looked like a normal car.
(Which I knew it was)
(Which I knew it was)
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