The Stalking of Jeff the Killer

As my friend's party came to an end, I had to find my way home. Everyone else already had a ride or have already left, and I was not gonna get behind the wheel in my drunken state. I decided that my house was close enough to walk through the neighboring woods to get there, you know the typical stupid ideas that would feed off a drunk person's brain. I begin my journey into the dark ominous forest, because of course I would go into a weird creepy forest in the dead of night without a goddamn flashlight. Hell it wasn't long into my walk when I got the feeling that someone or something was following me. I swear to god it really did feel like something was behind me like there was another set of footsteps and just a staring gaze beaming into my back. The feeling was not in my head, I decide to pause my steps, the second pair had a delayed stop... someone was definitely following me. I quickly turn around to see who was playing this prank on me, nothing, the sick bastard was probably hiding behind a tree or something. "Show yourself, asshole" I yell into the darkness, silence... then followed by the most horrifying yell I've ever heard whilst those footsteps got closer and faster. Fuck, I am not gonna find out what's following me, I run as fast as humanly possible. I run for what seems like hours until I finally reach my house, thank you god! I shake the door handle of my front door, fuck it's locked! I look under the doormat for the emergency spare key, it was missing. My front door then swung open and before I could process my thoughts, an icy sharp pain struck my chest, I had been stabbed. I look up to the person holding the knife, this freak had long messy black hair like it hasn't been tended to in years, a white hoodie drenched in fresh blood, and his face oh god; His nose looks like it had been blown off, his mouth was disfigured into a permanent uneasy smile, and his enormous haunting eyes. On my last dying breaths, the man leans into my ear and in a damaged raspy whisper says; "... I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass...". And then I fucking died.

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