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#Y'know when EVIL PATRIXXX first showed up on earth,
#People be like, "AW SHIT WE DED!"
#And EVIL PATRIXX be eatin them sayin,
#"Well ya are right." So EVIL PATRIXXX went around killin watchin and eatin people,
#And he pissed off some Jews and they were like,
#"LET'S GET HIM CRUCIFIED!" So they took him to the Romans.
#And the Romans were like,
#"Crucify EVIL PATRIXXX!"
#And they were like crucifyin him and shit,
#And onethey daywere EVILlike PATRIXXcrucifyin' criedhim outand shit,
And one day EVIL PATRIXX cried out,
#"Gioerutyoirty, Gioerutyoirty. Hoeryotrutyhrotyuroprwtlkeotieyhtoejv." Which was like the Trollamaic translation of,
#"Myself, myself. What the fuck am I doin here?" And EVIL PATRIXX was like,
#"WellMyself, myself. What the fuck am I'm ded.doin here?" And EVIL PATRIXXXPATRIXX diedwas for your sins.like,
#HA!"Well, JustI'm kidding,ded." And EVIL PATRIXXX can'tdied for your diesins.
HA! Just kidding, EVIL PATRIXXX can't die.
#So EVIL PATRIXXX jumped off da cross and started hittin all dem people with it then he crucified them and was like,
#"Well, I'm hungreh." So EVIL PATRIXXX atejumped everyoneoff andda hiscross disciplesand weren'tstarted therehittin toall sharedem hispeople storywith becauseit then he killedcrucified them. and was like,
"Well, I'm hungreh." So EVIL PATRIXXX ate everyone and his disciples weren't there to share his story because he killed them.
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