The Story of Wogalo

Let me tell you the story of Wogalo. One day, SpongeBob was at the Krusty Krab, when he noticed a mysterious customer at the front door. He was very large and circular. He introduced himself as "Wog". He ordered 63 octillion Krabby Patties and 2 salads. SpongeBob made his order in a couple of hours. Wog was so nice to SpongeBob he came over to his house and told him his name was actually Wogalo. SpongeBob said, "That is a very nice name you got there!" Shortly after, SpongeBob was found dead in his pineapple, with 47 stab wounds and blood encompassing the entire pineapple. Squidward had this to say, "I never liked that Sponge anyways." Wogalo was never found guilty of the murder due to a technicality in Bikini Bottom's homocide laws. Wogalo was a very rich business man and could afford the best lawyers available who found said loophole. Wogalo went on to live the rest of his life, while the Sponge was remembered by the rest of Bikini Bottom. What happened to the Krusty Krab without SpongeBob? With no fry cook, the business went bankrupt and Mr. Krabs killed himself due to severe depression from the lack of money. Patrick also spiraled into depression and ended up stabbing himself in the heart, however he survived. He now lives on life support remembering his dearest best friend who was murdered in cold blood. Thank you for listening to my story.

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